杜马斯海滨工业
-西姆斯先生？ -是的 - Mr. Simms? - Yes.
海滨先生在这边 Mr. Beach is this way.
我认为在做下一个型号时 And I think on the next model,
枪支应该设计的更大一些 the guns should be even bigger.
是的 我再跟您重复一遍 先生 这些不是标准枪 Yeah. Again, sir, these are not your standard guns.
-这些是雷射 -我就喜欢大一点的 - These are lasers. - I like bigger.
人们也都喜欢更大的 People like bigger.
是的 但我要跟您解释的是… Yes, but what-what I'm trying to explain to you...
更大的 Bigger!
海滨先生？ Mr. Beach?
我忙着呢 I'm busy.
凯利 我在忙着给葛兰特解释大的重要性 I'm busy, Kelly, explaining to Grant the importance of big.
进一步考虑后 干脆由你来解释一下吧？ You know, on second thought, why don't you explain it?
身为女性 你一定最清楚 I mean as a woman, you certainly have a firm grasp
人们为什么喜欢大的 on why big is preferred.
先生 西姆斯先生还在这里 Sir, Mr. Diomedes Simms is here.
我没有预约见面的 He... You're not what I was expecting.
我向你保证 先生 没人比我更会讲故事了 I assure you, sir, no one tells stories as well as I.
哦 是的... Oh, yes. Yes, yes.
你这种人最擅长说谎 不是吗？ Your kind are particularly accomplished liars, aren't they?
哦？ Oh?
你了解我这种人吗？ You know about my kind?
哦 西姆斯先生 我的监狱里蹲满了你这种人呢 Oh, Mr. Simms, my prisons are filled with your kind.
当然一定与“我这种人” Surely not because of any issues
不公正的申请无关 with an unjust application of "just-us."
我是这个国家最大的 Look, I'm the largest builder and owner
私人监狱制造商和业主 of private prisons in this country,
我可以告诉你 你的兄弟姐妹 and I can tell you your brothers and sisters
是我最大部分的获利 make up an enormous part of my profits.
-嗯 -嗯 - Hmm. - Hmm.
凯莉 离新闻发布会还有多久？ Kelly, how long until that press conference?
就几个小时 先生 Uh, just a couple of hours, sir.
妈的 Shit.
你说什么？ Excuse me?
没什么 Nothing.
你有十分钟来让我留下深刻印象 You've got ten minutes to impress me.
葛兰特 向西姆斯先生解释 他来这里的原因 Grant, explain to Simms why he's here.
是的 马上 Yes. Uh, right away.
嗯 先生 我们已经进入正式生产前的最后阶段了 Uh, sir, we are in the last stage before full production
我们目前处在... of what I can only refer to as...
完成知觉机器人的最后一个阶段 a sentient robot.
机器先锋 是美国安全的未来 The Robo-Patriot, the future of American Security.
机器人警察部队？ A robot police force?
我可以拥有和控制 That I own and control.
-你听说过AI吗？-嗯 - You ever hear of AI? - Mm.
那是人工智能 That's Artificial Intelligence.
哦 我有关注过人工智能 Oh, I see artificial intelligence all the time.
嗯 Mm.
-我叫它 -我叫它 格兰特 - Well, I call it... - I call it. I, Grant.
我命名的 I call it.
-海滨先生叫它 -是的 - Mr. Beach calls it... - Yeah.
RI 真正的智慧 RI, Real Intelligence.
因为他可以学到一手的经验 You see, because it can learn from first-hand experience,
其他人也一样 也可以从二手经验中学习 but like a person, it can also learn from second-hand experience,
所以故事 寓言 轶事 so stories, fables, tales.
-这就是你来的原因 -嗯 - That's where you come in. - Hmm.
没错 That's right.
你来这里是为了讲故事 You're here to tell it tales
所以它才会有更广的知识库 so that it has an even broader base
从评估中看谁值得拘留 监禁 甚至处决 from which to assess who is worthy of detention, jail, even-even execution.
处决？ Execution?
这听起来是最终的步骤 Well, that sounds so final
而且 不像无限期监禁那样有利可图 and not nearly as lucrative as indefinite incarceration.
我做的一些事情只是因为它是正确的 Some things I do are just because it's the right thing.
确实如此 Indeed.
确实 Indeed.
让我们听听其中的一个故事吧 But let's hear one of those stories
让我愿意为你写张支票的故事 that I'm supposed to be willing to write you a check for.
好极了 我们已经连接到机器人 并且开始录音了 先生 Great. Uh, we're already linked into the robot and recording, sir.
我看看 你创作出来的东西 Let's see. Something to make your creation choose
能否正确的选择人来监禁 the correct individual for incarceration.
-是的 -嗯 也有很多可能性 - Yes. - Well, there are so many possibilities.
给我一个主题 Give me a theme.
我们用头条来举例 Well, let's pull one from the headlines.
既然我已经有这么多条黑人生命 Now, since I already have so many black lives
充斥在我的机构中 filling the beds of my facilities,
用“黑人的命也是命”如何？ how about Black Lives Matter?
当然 Of course. Of course.
这是犯罪行为故事 Now this is the story of criminal behavior,
任何一条黑人生命都很重要 and how one particular black life mattered.
我称它为“黑人娃娃 ” I call it... "Good Golly."
什么？他在说什么？ What? What is he talking about?
哦 我的天哪 Oh, my gosh.
我们要去哪里？ Where are we goin'?
就是这样 佐伊 This is it! Zoe!
佐伊 看 就是这个 Zoe, look! This is it!
你那愚蠢的哥哥还在徒步旅行 Your stupid brother is still hiking.
好像我们过的是不一样的假期一样 It's like we're not on the same vacation.
拜托 我们稍后会跟他碰面的 Oh, come on. We will catch up with him later.
我们走吧 Let's go.
你能相信我找到了吗？准备好了吗？ Can you believe I found it? Ready?
我不喜欢这个地方的样子 I don't like the looks of this place.
黑人博物馆 黑人灵魂的疗愈所
会很好玩的 来吧 Oh, it'll be fun! Come on.
嗯 Huh.
坏思想永不止息 "No bad idea ever dies.
在恶魔春天的强烈降雨之前 它只是处于休眠状态 It only lies dormant until the pungent rains of the demon spring."
等等 Wait!
等一下 上帝保佑地狱？ "God bless this hell?"
天啊 我们真的要这么做吗？ Jesus, do we really have to do this?
太酷了 上帝保佑它 It's cool! God blessed it.
好吧 这太疯狂了 Okay, this is crazy.
没有那么疯狂 Not as crazy as that!
佐伊 你看 Zoe, look!
不 这太疯狂了 No, that is insane.
嗯 Huh.
黑人鸡旅馆 "Coon Chicken Inn."
所以当人们想吃鸡肉的时候 Okay, so this is the door that people came in through
他们就是要从这里进来 when they wanted some chicken.
上校鸡让你允指回味 The Colonel's chicken made you wanna lick your fingers,
但那家伙想吃的是你 but that guy was licking you.
嗯？嗯？ Mmm? Mmm?
这个呢？这是什么？ And this? This is like, what?
你觉得那很好笑吗？ You find that amusing?
对 事实上是的 Uh, well, yeah, actually.
有谁长得那样？ I mean, who looks like that?
没错 Who indeed.
奴隶主人 以前用热铁在财产上做记号 Slave masters used to brand their property with a hot iron,
但是当我们成为自由人的时候 but as we became free men and women,
美国需要一种新的方式来标记它的财产 America needed a new way to mark its property,
用一种新方式来控制黑人 不让他逃走 a new way to control the Negro, keep him in his place.
所以不使用热煤炭和金属 So instead of hot coals and metal,
他们用钢笔 颜料和墨水 they used pen, paint, and ink.
不再需要用铁烙印 No branding iron necessary.
到这里来 Come this way.
懒惰 无所事事 Lazy, shiftless,
贪吃 撒谎 gluttonous, lying,
纵欲过度 丑陋 over-sexed, ugly,
暴力 愚蠢 violent, stupid.
因为这种方式 美国黑人 And this way, the American nigger/Negro
成为第一个真正的企业品牌 became the first true corporate brand.
是啊 这个国家过去是一团糟 Yeah, this country used to be just really messed up.
毫无疑问 No doubt.
现在好多了 不是吗？ Better now, is it?
我们是朋友 所以… Well, I mean, we're friends, so...
从小学开始就是 所以 Since grade school, so...
耶 Yeah!
是的 Tsss!
是的 Yeah.
-嗯 -我们应该走了 - Mmm. - We should go.
-嗯 你们有黑人娃娃吗？ -黑人娃娃？ - Uh, do you have any gollys? - Gollys?
是的 就像... Yeah, like...
这个？ this?
嘿 Hey!
小心 Careful!
我只是靠在椅子上而已 I was just leaning against a chair.
佐伊 小心点 Yeah, Zoe. Careful.
那张椅子是由奴隶船的神圣木头做成的 That chair's made from the sacred wood of a slave ship.
那谷物是由许多在肠子上嵌着铁链 The grain is a product of the bloodshed
被殴打致死的男女们 by men and women who were beaten and died
经过中央航路时所流下的血汗产品 chained within its bowels as it traversed the Middle Passage.
嗯 Mm.
这就像黑人大屠杀 That was like the black holocaust.
而且 你说 And, duh!
整个美国奴隶历史就是一场大屠杀 The entire American slave experience was a holocaust,
我甚至可以说 还延续到至今 which, I might add, continues today.
它的黑暗影响继续结出果实 Its dark repercussions keep bearing fruit.
我们可以走了吗？ Can we please go?
关于黑人娃娃 About the gollys,
我听说你们有在卖？ the golliwogs, um, I heard you had golliwogs for sale?
这是一个博物馆 什么都不卖 This is a museum. Nothing is for sale!
但是 Oh, but...
他看起来像我的初恋 Oh, he looks just like my first.
嗨 我的黑人娃娃 Hi, Golly.
我的小乖乖。 My little Golly Gee.
800卖吗？ How about 800?
其他人想花几千元来买 Others have offered thousands, and I tell them all the same...
但我的答案是一样的…不卖 No. This doll, in particular, has been through too much.
这个娃娃经历了太多事件 它小小的身躯背负着百年来的种族歧视 It's carried over 100 years of racism in its small, delicate frame,
美国创造的种族歧视 a racism created in America
飘洋过海到了英国 澳洲和更远的地方 that's traveled to England, Australia and beyond.
我曾祖母有收藏因此我也想收藏 Okay, well, my great gran had a collection, and she started me collecting,
所以 老实说 我并不认为这是种族歧视 so, honestly, I don't really see it as racist.
那是我童年 感到温暖和安慰的一部分 Just a warm, comforting part of my childhood.
奶妈奴隶也给了白人孩子年幼时的安慰 Mammy slaves also gave white children comfort in their childhoods,
哄他们睡觉 用她们肿胀的胸部喂饱他们 cradling them, feeding them from their swollen, bruised tits
而他们自己的却孩子被贩卖 被强奸 或者被忽视 as their own babies were sold, raped, or otherwise neglected.
尽管他们很安慰 As comforting as they were,
我不认为你应该拿奶妈来当玩具 I don't think you should have a mammy to play with either.
拜托好吗 那只是个娃娃 For God sakes, it's a doll.
它是一种工具 一种操纵的工具 It's a tool, an instrument of manipulation
一种杀死我们真正灵魂的操纵工具 that kills the spirit of who we really are
藉由别人想看到的谎言来呈现 by presenting the lie others wish to see.
你现在这样会比当奴隶好吗？还是感觉一样？ Is being your comfort any better than being your slave?
还是它们是一样的？ Or are they the same?
好吧 说真的 这太荒谬了 Okay, seriously! This is just ridiculous.
黑人绕舌歌手时常自称 黑鬼 Black rappers call themselves nigger all the time,
而我却不能拥有这可爱的黑人娃娃？ and I can't even have a cute, little black doll?
你朋友的白人性格正在显露 Your friend's whiteness is showing.
嗯 她说得对 不是吗？ W-Well, she's kind of right, isn't she?
不 那娃娃是至今许多黑人男女 仍自称“黑鬼”的原因 No. That doll is the reason many black men and women still call themselves niggers.
他们也接受了这个品牌 They, too, have accepted the branding.
马歇尔麦克卢汉是对的 Marshall McLuhan was right.
“媒介就是讯息” 而这讯息已经控制了大局 "The medium is the message," and the message has taken hold.
这个可怜的 畸形的生物 This poor, misshapen creature
是由白人英国女性所制造 was given life by a white English woman
在种族歧视的问题上 and nurtured on the tit of racism,
一种不愿死亡的邪恶的失常 a foul aberration that refuses to die,
新一代的灵魂苏醒了 as new generations resuscitate its tortured soul.
相信我 这个娃娃会让妳感到不适 Trust me. This doll will bring no comfort.
它充满着百年来的仇恨所产生的痛苦和折磨 It's filled with all the pain and torment 100 years of hate can produce.
它或许可以给你想要的 但不会以你想要的方式 It may give you what you want, but not how you want it.
女士们 祝妳们有个愉快的一天 Good day, ladies.
我们走吧 Let's go.
这里就是娃娃的所在地吗？ So, this is where-where the doll is?
我不敢相信你竟然叫我做这件事 I can't believe you talked me into this.
哦 拜托 你比我更讨厌那个老家伙了 Oh, come on. You hated that old guy even more than I did.
那么 你能帮我们进去吗？ So, can you get us in?
你在跟我开玩笑吧 You're kidding me.
这种旧建筑的锁 Locks from old buildings like this
就像是石器时代制造的 are practically from the stone ages.
去做你的事吧 Well, go do your thing.
去处理吧 Done.
小菜一碟 Piece of cake.
-天啊 你弟弟真像个重罪犯 -是的 我知道 - God, your brother is such a felon. - Yeah, I know.
昨晚我掉进你的那里的时候 你一点也不抱怨 You weren't complaining last night when I "fell in" to your "you-know-what."
闭嘴 讨厌 Shut up, nasty.
我要来抓你了 姑娘 Mm! I'm comin' for that ass, girl.
我要抓住你 I'm gonna grab it. I want to get it, girl.
这些是什么东西 过来 过来 I see it bouncin'. Come here. Come here!
不要 Don't.
这些东西是什么？ What... is all this stuff?
这是一个令人不安的博物馆 Basically a museum of fucked-up history.
是的 Yeah.
哦 酷 Oh, cool.
什么？ What?
那是鞭打柱 It's a-a whippin' post.
-像是我是你的主人？-嗯 - You know, like where if, uh, if I was your "masta"? - Mm.
我将你绑起来之后鞭打妳那美丽的黑屁股 I'd tie up and punish your pretty black ass
因为你满足不了 我这变态白人的欲望 for not obeying my every perverted white man desire.
哦 Aw.
我好害怕啊 爸爸 I'm so scared, Big Daddy.
你好 黑人娃娃 Hi there, Golly Gee.
你受够了被锁在这里吗？ Oh, are you tired of being locked in there?
我这就放你出来 Let me get you out.
好吧 我该怎么把你弄出来呢？ Okay, um, how do I get you out?
我好想把这一切东西都带回旅馆 Guess I'll just have to bring this whole thing back to the hotel with me
带你离开这个垃圾小镇 and get you out of this backwards town.
你最好转过身去 姑娘 Better turn around, girl.
我要来暖暖你的大屁股 I'm gonna warm them cheeks up,
然后我就要上喽 and then I'm gonna storm them cheeks.
你真讨厌 爸爸 You're so nasty, Daddy!
你们这些狗日的 我不想听你们的性谈话 Okay, ew! You guys, I do not want to hear your sicko sex talk.
嗯 是她先搞了你弟的 Uh, you fucked my brother first.
对 而我们却必须听她叫你 Yeah, and-and we had to listen to how he used to call you
-他的 白雪婊子 -什么？ - his "snow-white ho." - What?
真恶心 我弟是妳的黑人娃娃 Disgusting. My brother was your nasty black golliwog.
随便你啦 Whatever!
对 会报仇的才是我婊子 Yeah, it looks like payback is my bitch.
哦 Oh!
妈的 来吧 Shit. Come on!
把它从我身上拿开 Get it off me!
-你没事吧？-你没事吧？ - Are you okay? - You okay?
帮帮我 Help me, please.
噢 噢 Uh! Oh!
伙计们 Guys!
反正你也不需要玻璃 It's not like you're gonna need the glass anyway.
对 我们打破东西或者再偷其他的东西是好事 It's probably a good thing we broke some stuff or stealed some other stuff.
否则很明显 偷东西的人就只想偷那愚蠢的娃娃 Otherwise, it's gonna be pretty obvious who stole it
如果唯一缺少的就是那个愚蠢的玩偶 if the only thing missing is that stupid doll!
他不愚蠢 他是个可爱的小家伙 He is not stupid! He is a cuddly cutie.
这不是吗 黑人娃娃？ Isn't that right, Golly Gee?
-哦 我的天哪 -黑人娃娃？ - Oh, my gosh. - Golly?
嘿 看这个 Hey, look at this.
黑人娃娃？ Golly?
这三个小黑人娃娃 The Three Little Gollies.
让我看看 Oh. Let me see.
你在哪里 黑人娃娃？ Where are you, Golly?
有一次 "One time,
三个爱冒险的 黑人娃娃 黑人娃和黑鬼 three adventurous golliwogs... Golly, Woggie, and Nigger...
想要去大黄蜂巷散步 chose to go for a walk to Bumble Bee Lane.
黑人娃娃还没准备好 所以黑人娃 和黑鬼决定先出发 Golly wasn't ready, so Woggie and Nigger decided they would begin without him,
-然后等黑人娃娃追上他们 -黑人娃娃？ - allowing Golly to catch up as soon as he could." - Golly?
所以黑人娃和黑鬼出发了 手挽手 "So off went Woggie and Nigger, arm-in-arm,
开心地唱着他们最爱的歌 spiritedly singing their favorite song,
你大概可以猜到是什么了《十个黑鬼男孩》 which you may have guessed was ‘Ten Little Nigger Boys.'"
-这有点种族歧视的感觉 对吧？-是的 - That's kinda racist, huh? - Yeah.
黑人娃娃？ Golly?
你看这个 Look at this.
《黑人娃娃下地狱》黑人娃娃下地狱 Golliwog Goes to Hell.
-不会吧 ？-等下 - Are you serious? - Yeah.
等等 等等 Oh, hold on. Wait.
一个黑人 "A nig,
一个黑鬼 醒醒 黑人娃娃 a nog, uh, wake up Golliwog.
出来玩玩 再去睡觉 Make some golly fun and 'den go right back to sleep again."
就是这样吗？ That's it?
是的 剩下的部分都是空白的 Yeah. The rest of the pages are just blank.
什么？ What?
黑人娃娃你在这里 There you are, Golly!
嗨 Hi. Aw.
-奥黛丽？你在流血 -嗯？ - Audrey? You're bleeding. - Hmm?
你被玻璃割伤了吗？ Did you get cut from the glass?
我想应该不是 I-I don't think so.
是洋娃娃在流血 It's the doll.
-是娃娃 -什么？什么？ - It's the doll! - What? What?
啊 Uh!
哦 Oh...
快跑 Run!
不 No!
停下来 不 Stop. No.
住手 Stop.
你不知道 我最喜欢你吗？ There's no need for that, Golly Gee.
难道你不知道你一直是我的最爱吗？ Don't you know that you were always my favorite?
它... It...
嘿 难道你不知道我爱你吗？ Hey, don't you know that I love you?
你就不能爱我吗？ Can't you just love me?
难道我们不能彼此相爱吗？ Can't we just love each other?
嗯？ Huh?
嗯 Mmm.
生孩子常是喜悦的场合 Childbirth is often a joyous occasion.
不 不 No. No.
但我不认为你可以撑过这次的怀孕期 But I don't believe you're gonna make it through this pregnancy.
你这里有什么？ Oh, what do we have here?
你准备好要生孩子了吗？ You're ready to pop.
我保证我会把你埋在你弟弟和你朋友的旁边 I promise I'll bury you next to your brother and your friend.
我不在乎我死掉 但看在这孩子的份上 I don't care if I die, but for the sake of the baby,
我应该在医院生孩子的 I should give birth in a hospital.
对不起 你不能走 我该怎么解释？ Sorry, you can't leave. How could I ever explain this?
再见 奥德丽 Good-bye, Audrey.
你该是时候承受激情的时刻了 It's time for you to bear the fruit of your passion.
我爱你 我的黑人娃娃 I love you, my gollies.
宝贝 Oh, baby.
该死的白人女子生孩子 Fuckin' white women and havin' babies.
但他们怎么敢对你有成见？ But how dare they call you a stereotype.
你只是他们创造出来的东西 You're just the creation they designed you to be.
这个故事已经成功的储存在爱国者的记忆里了 The tale has been successfully stored in the Patriot's memory.
西姆斯先生 真有趣 Well, Mr. Simms, entertaining,
我想她是罪有应得 and I guess she got what was coming to her.
是啊 邪恶的后代 Yes, the offspring of evil intent
总能找到肥沃的土地来忍受它的苦果 will always find fertile ground to bear its bitter fruit.
这是一个精彩的故事 西姆斯 That was a good story, Simms.
是的 娃娃被偷了 And yes, yes, yes, yes, the doll got stolen,
你还有什么要说的吗 but do you have anything more to the point
从犯罪的角度来看？ from a-a criminal standpoint?
一个关于黑帮的故事怎么样？ How about a story about gangsters?
强盗的故事 是的 Gangsters, yes!
有件事情 Now, that's something
那就是爱国者机器人 可以借此保护美国 the Robo-Patriot could go after to protect America
让我监狱客满的题材 and fill my prisons.
这故事跟其他故事一样 Well, this story begins...
也是发生在城市中心 as many tales in the hood do...
但有着长期的暴力攻击 with a violent beat down.
我不知道你在说什么 I don't know what you talkin' about.
哇 该死 Whoo! Goddamn!
嘿 你看到他头上的汗珠了吗？ Hey, you see the sweat fly off his head?
那像乔治福尔曼马尼拉之战一样 Now, see, that's some ol' George Foreman Thrilla-In-Manila shit right there!
不 那是丛林里的隆隆声 布兹 Nah, that's Rumble-In-The-Jungle, Booze.
阿里在马尼拉痛宰了佛雷兹 Ali kicked Frazier's ass in Manila, like this!
呼 Hoo!
该死的 Goddamn. "Down goes Frazier!
佛雷兹倒下了 冠军出局了 The Champ is down! The Champ is out!
比赛只剩下四分钟了 Only four minutes left in the fight!
冠军 你有何感想？ How do you feel, Champ?"
那就是他说的 各位女士先生们 Is what he said, ladies and gentlemen!
迈克泰森被击倒了 "Mike Tyson has been knocked out!"
克里夫贝帝斯 超级皮条客 "Cliff Bettis, super-pimp, the Heidi Fleiss of the hood!"
你现在看起来不美丽 你这拉皮条的王八蛋 "You don't look pretty now, you sorry ho-running motherfucker!"
克里夫 我知道你想证明你很有男子气概 Now, Cliff, I know you want to prove
我知道你不想被吓倒 that you got some big-ass brass balls.
我知道，我知道你不想被人踢出局， I know. And I know you don't want to get punked out,
但是这些傻瓜们都玩得太开心了 你他妈的花花公子 but these fools havin' too much fun fuckin' you the fuck up, playa.
你非信不可 Believe that!
你何不说… 看着我 Why don't you just go ahead... No, look at me.
继续 Go ahead on.
告诉我们你把那500万美元藏在什么地方 Tell us where you got that $5 million hid at,
趁你的脸还没丢尽的时候 伙计 so while ya still got some face left to lose, man.
不要再试图否认它了 Now, don't try and deny it no more.
我比国家税务局还不好搞 小子 I'm way harder to fool than the IRS, boy, and I know...
而我知道 你那些名车是从哪弄来的 I know where you got all these fancy-ass cars from.
听我说 这些钱是给我的基金会的 Listen to me. That money is for my foundation.
嗯 基金会 Hm. Foundation.
你建立了什么？ Whatcha building?
我不再是皮条客了 I'm not a pimp anymore.
我早就不干了 I gave all that up.
我受到了启发 I had what you call... a revelation.
这位黑鬼居然有了 顿悟 This nigga had an "e-pimp-phany."
老兄 那黑鬼在说谎 Man, that nigger lyin'!
我现在是一个合法的商人 I'm a legitimate businessman now.
我有7间连锁店 I got seven full franchises,
三间洗车场 和一间超市 three car washes, and one supermarket,
在社区里创造了可以工作的机会 all creating jobs in the community.
拜托 伙计 Come on, man.
很多人都看不起我们 We got so many people trying to keep us down,
我们现在需要互相帮助 we need to be lifting each other up right now
所以我们的下一代才不会过着不堪的生活 so the next generation don't have to live like this.
我们必须停止残杀自己人 伙计 We gotta stop with this killing each other in the streets, man.
你想要的钱 是我的慈善基金要用到的 That money that you're trying to take is for my charitable foundation.
我们要开两家特殊的学校 We're gonna open two magnet schools
给贫穷的黑人孩子提供奖学金 好让他们离开这个鬼地方 and give scholarships to poor black kids so they can get up out of this hellhole.
该死的 我都不知道这个事情 Damn. Damn, shit. I ain't know that.
所以 S-So...
所以，你想要回馈社会 So, you're trying to give back to the community
改变别人的生活吗？ and-and change lives and shit.
把你做过的那些肮脏事转变成善行？ Like turn all that dirt you done into good deeds.
没错 Exactly.
我们都可以做好事 We all could do some good work.
我才不在乎你那些 狗屁的蔑视 黑鬼 I don't give a fuck about none of that bleedin' heart bullshit, nigga!
我在这个世界上是为了得到我应得的 I'm in this world to get mine.
去你的联合黑鬼大学基金 Fuck your United Nigger College Fund,
那些孩子们可以去死 and fuck them kids!
他们想要赚大钱 就叫他们来找我 They want to make some real money, send 'em to me.
叫他们在街上卖毒 想赚多少就赚 Have 'em selling dope on the street and make all the money they need.
黑鬼 快说不然就又要找打了 Shoot. Start talkin' or finish dyin', nigga.
快点 快点 Come on, come on, come on, come on.
好 There you go. There you go.
好的 好的 Okay. Okay.
他说好 是吗 He said okay.
好的 好的 Okay. Okay.
好的 Okay.
这才是聪明人 Now, that's smart.
我知道我们终究会把你打醒 I knew we'd eventually beat some sense into your ass.
现在 快告诉我 Now, go on and tell me
你把现金藏在哪里 where you got your little secret cash stash hid at.
你知道我以前在第七街经营的 可悲的妓院吗？ You know that sorry-ass ho-house I used to run over on Seventh?
知道 Yeah.
在顶楼最后方 On the top floor, way in the back,
里面有一个外面城市里最脏的心机婊子 I got the nastiest crack ho in the city.
一点尊严也没有 No pride at all.
什么事都做得出来 Do anything to anybody.
传言说动物管制局用她的血 Rumor is animal control uses her blood
来制服疯狗 to put down rabid dogs.
那她呢？ So what about her?
那是你的妈妈 That's your mama!
我把钱藏在她阴道里 I hid the money in her snatch.
他真是个风趣的王八蛋 That's a funny motherfucker right there.
黑鬼？ 黑鬼？ Yeah, nigga? Yeah, nigga?
是吗 黑鬼？在她该死的阴道里吗？婊子 你什么都没说 In her fuckin' snatch, huh? You ain't sayin' nothin', bitch!
-我赌你什么也不会做 -他妈的 贱人 - I'll bet you gonna do nothin'. - Fuckin' chill, bitch!
冷静 冷静 Chill! Chill!
老兄 快放开我 Man, get off me!
冷静点 兄弟 Chill, bro.
黑鬼 那该死的东西真有趣 Nigga, 'dat shit was funny!
你是说这家伙 跟一个正常女子正在交往？ Are you telling me this fool fuckin' around with a regular lady now?
对 一位名叫珊卓布莱克的歌手 Yep. A singer name Sandra Blake.
哪种皮条客会跟 不是妓女的人搞在一起？ What kinda pimp falls in love with a bitch that ain't even a ho?
你知道她在哪儿吗？ You know where she be at?
知道 她在街上的俱乐部里 Oh, yeah, she be at the club down the street.
-是吗？-是的 - Yeah? - Yeah.
她长什么样？ What she look like?
兄弟 丑到爆 Bro, she bad as fuck, man.
我们去带她来 你认为他就会说实话了吗？ So we take that bitch and run, you think this nigga gonna fuckin' start talkin' or what?
他一定要说 他爱上她了 老兄 Yo, he got to talk. He-He in love with her, man.
恋爱中的皮条客 Pimp in love.
老兄 你为何要这么做？ Now, what you go and do that for?
这太并不明智 That wasn't smart. That wasn't smart.
你知道那黑鬼疯了 You know that nigga crazy.
天哪 你这疯子 Boy, you crazy.
黑鬼 你 Nigga, you, uh...
黑鬼 他妈的有什么好笑的？ Nigga, what the fuck's so funny?
你他妈的笑什么？ What the fuck you laughin' at?
哦 我只是在想… Oh, I was just thinkin'...
你现在真像个硬汉 how you real tough... now.
真是个坏家伙 Real bad dude.
但我听说你在昆丁监狱的时候 没这么硬 But heard you wasn't so hard when you was up in Quentin.
听说巴比山切斯不时地 还来搞你屁股 Heard Bobby Sanchez was digging up in your ass on the regular.
婊子黑鬼 Bitch-nigga.
什么…？ What...?
不... Nah, nah, nah, nah.
布兹 你这无知的王八蛋 Booze, you ignorant-ass motherfucka!
你为什么要那么用力揍他？ What you hit him that hard for?
听着 老兄 他在乱说话 好吗？ Look, man, he was talkin' shit, a'ight?
去他妈的 Look, fuck his punk ass!
去他妈的屁股？ Fuck his punk ass?
布兹 我们现在要怎么找到那笔钱？ How we gonna find where the money at now, huh, Booze?
只有他知道在哪里 He the only one that knew where it was!
现在呢？ What now?
-现在怎么样？-我不知道 - What now? - Look, I don't know!
他妈的 Fuck!
去吧 Go.
带这个傻子 把他的尸体丢在 没人会发现的地方 Take this fool and you dump this nigga body somewhere nobody'll find it.
你可以不搞砸把它做好吗？ Think you could do that without fuckin' up?
你能处理好这种事情？ That something you could handle?
大家下午好 Good afternoon, everybody.
我要感谢大家耐心的等待 I want to thank you all for being so patient.
我们进度慢了几分钟 We're running just a few minutes behind right now,
但是洛伊德先生很快就会出来，好吗？ but Mr. Lloyd will be out very shortly, okay?
你什么时候相信灵媒的呢？（注：灵媒是指一些能够通神 通灵 通鬼的人 ） So, since when do you believe in psychics?
他有上过电视 He's on television.
哦 哦 好的 Oh, oh, okay.
所以他一定是真的 So he must be real.
当然 他上过电视 Well, of course. He's on television.
-哦 -他很有说服力 - Oh. - He's very compelling.
哦 很好 我确定他会对你很有帮助 Oh, good. Hmm, I'm sure he'll help you a lot.
你知道 法兰克和我之间还有很多 Well, you know, there were so many things left unsaid
没说完的话 而我只是… between Frank and I, and I just...
我只是要法兰克告诉我 他以前对我是否一贯忠诚 I just want Frank to tell me if he was always faithful.
你确定你真的想知道这些吗 ？苏珊 Are you sure you'd really wanna know all that, Susan?
哦 那太可怕了 Oh, that's horrible.
不我不是故意说丑化 你知道 No, I'm not trying to be ugly, but, uh, you know,
这一切都与达拉斯有关 不是吗？ this is all about Dallas, isn't it?
你看 我不能什么都跟妳说 You see, I can't talk to you about anything.
你什么都不想谈 你为什么不去作治疗？ You don't like to talk about anything. Why don't you go to therapy?
治疗没有让我感觉好一点 That is not making me feel any better.
我不是... 好吧 我很抱歉 I'm not... Okay, I'm sorry.
让我们来做吧 各位 Let's do it to it, people,
因为专心就是信息 because concentration is information,
信息是成功的关键 and information is the key to success.
哇 哇 哇 Whoa! Ho-ho! Whoa.
我刚刚有个强烈的幻视 I just had an intense vision.
如果我今天得不到好的笔记 If I don't get good notes today,
我看到一堆人 明天就会出现在失业名单上 I see a bunch of people on the unemployment line tomorrow.
你们不喜欢这份工作吗？哇... You don't like this job... Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah...
太可惜了 Too damn bad.
你应该像我一样 天生就有这种能力 You should have been born with talent like me.
-赖瑞 听到了吗？-是的 先生 - Got that, Larry? - Yes, sir.
-真是个混蛋 -迪克 - What an asshole. - Dick.
录音中
欢迎约翰洛伊德来到节目中 And coming to the stage, John Lloyd!
你最好不要烦恼 You better not fret.
女士们 先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
我要告诉你们一些不想听的事情 I got something to tell you you're not gonna like,
因为我们所有人马上就要死了 ‘cause all of us are gonna die.
但我们没有理由害怕 But there's no reason to be afraid.
嗯 因为这是一种练习 Mm-mmm. Because this life is just a practice
为了来世的提前预热 for a better life that's yet to come.
我有这种天份 I've been given a gift
所以我要将它与你们分享 so that I may share that gift with you.
今天在观众席中 有一位女士 We have, in our studio audience today, a woman...
叫做苏珊 named... Susan.
她曾经有一个丈夫 And... she had a husband...
叫... named...
-法兰克 -哦 是我 - Frank. - Oh! Oh, that's me!
好了 来吧 下来 Well, c-come on down! Come on down.
欢迎你 苏珊 Susan, Susan, welcome.
-欢迎来到这个节目 苏珊 -谢谢 - Welcome to the show, Susan. - Thank you.
-你好像有点紧张 -我很紧张 - You seem a little nervous here. - I feel very nervous.
让我们给苏珊一点掌声 让她自在一点 Uh, well, let's give Susan a big hand, make her feel at home.
好的 苏珊 Okay. Now, Susan,
-你嫁给了法兰克 对吗？？-嗯 - Susan, you were married to Frank? - Mm-hmm.
法兰克去世了吗？ You lost Frank?
嗯 Mm-hmm.
-你非常非常爱他 -嗯 - You loved him very, very much. - Mm-hmm.
你非常非常想念他 You miss him very, very much.
-嗯 -是的 - Mm. - Yes.
好吧 苏珊 我有消息要告诉你 Well, I have news for you, Susan.
-我们今天会跟法兰克说话 -哦 - We're gonna talk to Frank today. - Oh.
-但我需要你的帮助 好吗？-好的 - But I need your help, okay? - Okay.
好了 现在我要你想… All right. So, now, I want you to think...
想想法兰克 关于法兰克的一切 think about Frank, everything about Frank.
他的长相 他的声音 How he looked, how he sounded,
他的气味 what he smelled like, all right?
关于法兰克的一切 Everything about Frank.
我要你深呼吸 I want you to take a deep breath...
把的你手放在球体上 and place your hands on the orb.
苏珊 我们在哪儿？ Susan, where are we?
法兰克？是你吗？ Frank? Is that you?
当然是我 亲爱的 Of course it is, sweetheart.
哦 苏珊 Oh, Susan. I...
我想你 I miss you.
我爱你 I love you.
现在... Now, there is...
你有事想要问我 不是吗？ There is something you... you want to ask me, isn't there?
你打电话给我的那件事 About that... About that time you called me
在达拉斯的酒店房间里 at the hotel room in Dallas
-而接电话的是另一个女人 对吗？-是的 - and a woman answered the phone. - Yes!
哦 你为什么不直接问我呢 亲爱的？ Well, yeah... w-why didn't you just ask me, sweetheart?
只是女佣在打扫房间 It was just the maid cleaning up the room.
我从来没有欺骗过你 I never cheated on you.
我…… I...
我一直爱着你 I always loved you.
我是一个忠诚的人 I-I was a faithful,
忠诚的丈夫 faithful husband.
布莱恩 你来看这个 Yo, Brian, check this shit out, dude.
转到13频道 Turn to channel 13.
我正在寻找解决我们所有问题的办法 I'm looking at the solution to all our problems.
哦 谢谢你 谢谢你 Oh, thank you. Thank you.
谢谢 我们就是这么做的 Thank you. That's what we do!
这就是我们所做的 That's what we do!
来了 Coming!
我来了 I'm comin'!
我的天啊 Oh, my. Oh my, oh my.
你好 Hello.
小姐 我能为您做点什么吗？ Well, what can I do for you, miss?
洛伊德先生 Mr. Lloyd...
我是你的超级粉丝 I'm your biggest fan in the world,
我想知道我们能不能谈一下？ and I wonder if we could talk for a minute?
当然 Of course.
稍等一下 Just wait one... one little minute.
色欲熏心就无法思考 Dick on, brain off.
-每次都有效 -该死 - Never fails. - Sh... Shit.
洛伊德先生 很抱歉吵醒你 Sorry to wake your ass up, Mr. Lloyd,
但是 我们需要你帮个忙 but, uh, we need a favor.
我刚在看你的节目 Yo, I was watching your show.
而你在跟一位老太太讲话 对吧？ You was talking to this old lady, right,
她哭哭啼啼的 and she was crying and shit, like cryin',
她哭着问关于她丈夫的事 而且… and asking about her husband and, uh,
伙计 他叫什么名字？ oh, it was... Dude, what's his name?
-嗯 -法兰克 - Um... - Frank.
-法兰克 -是的 - Frank. - Yeah.
对 对 Right. Right.
老兄 那还真是疯狂 That shit was crazy, man.
-就像所有这些东西 -嘿 嘿 - And it was like all this stuff... - Hey, hey.
我们只是要你做 你每天做的那些灵媒的事 好吗？ We just need you to kick that psychic shit like you do every day, a'ight?
等一下 灵魂借你的身体说话 那叫做什么？ Wha... What was it called when a... when the spooks talk through ya?
通灵 Channeling.
通灵 他是专业的 Channeling. He is a motherfuckin' professional.
好 通灵 All right, channeling.
我要你跟 克里夫贝帝斯通灵 I need you to channel Cliff Bettis,
让他告诉我们钱在哪里 get him to tell us where that money at.
你凭什么认为他生前不告诉你 What makes you think that he will tell you now
他现在就会告诉你？ when he wouldn't tell you when he was alive?
因为我们抓住他的女友这个臭婊子 老兄 ‘Cause we got his motherfuckin' bitch now, man.
闭嘴 我来说 好吗？ Shut up! I got this, a'ight?
好吧 All right.
我们确实抓住了他的女友婊子 But we do got his motherfuckin' bitch now.
因此我认为 如果鬼魂克里夫不说 我们就杀了她 So I figure, look, if Ghost Cliff don't talk, we just slay her ass.
我和这个没有任何关系 I don't have anything to do with this!
珊卓 宝贝 Aw, Sandra, baby.
这与你无关 It's-It's not personal.
我们不是怪物 但生意归生意 好吗？ I mean, we not monsters. It's just business, a'ight?
如果我告诉你… What if I told you...
事实是我不能和死人说话？ that the truth is I cannot talk to dead people?
这个混蛋 This motherfucker.
做得好 Nice try.
一直看你的节目 老兄 我们知道你的能耐 Watch your show all the time, man. We see what you can do.
此外 如果你是一个骗子 Besides, if you are a phony,
我们干脆就洗劫你家然后杀了你 I figure we just rob the place and murder your ass, you know,
今晚才不会白跑一趟 so the night won't be a total loss.
我只是问问而已 Just askin'.
问得好 Good question.
对 降神会非做不可 I guess a séance is in order.
是啊 那该死的 Yeah, séance that shit.
好的 嗯 嗯 Okay. Uh, um...
我得先去趟洗手间 I, uh, I have to go to the bathroom for a second.
我惨了 I'm so fucked.
我真他妈惨 I am so fucked!
我他妈惨爆了 I am so fucked!
我真是被骗了。 I am so fucked.
停..... Uh! Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
约翰 别哭了 别再抱怨了 John! John, stop whi... Stop whining.
别抱怨了 Stop, stop whining.
住手 Stop.
你是表演大师 You are a master showman.
你一周骗了两千万名观众 You fool 20 million people a week.
你一定可以骗过 这城市里愚蠢的暴徒 You can sure as shit fool a bunch of dumb-ass thugs from the hood!
你现在出去让他们刮目相看 Now, you get out there...
然后你把他们都干掉 and you blow them the fuck away.
你说这是派对吗？ And you call this a party?
可能是…… Could be.
好的 我需要你们所有人 Okay... I need you all...
把注意力集中在桌子中央的红色蜡烛上 to concentrate on the red candles at the center of the table.
集中精力 And concentrate...
专心想着克里夫的脸 concentrate on the image of Cliff's face.
好 老兄 我们会这么做 Look, all right, man, we gonna do this,
但是 别耍花招 好吗？ but, hey, but don't try no funny shit, a'ight?
我将从12开始倒数 I'm going to count down from 12...
当我数到最后时 and when I get to the end,
克里夫就应该 Cliff... should...
附在我身上 possess my body.
来吧 Let's do it.
十二 Twelve.
十一 Eleven.
十 Ten.
九 Nine.
八 Eight.
七 Seven.
六 Six.
五 Five.
四 Four.
三 Three.
二 Two.
一 哦 天哪 One. Oh, my God!
怎么回事？ What's going on?
什么是…… What's, wh...
马文 Marvin!
马文 你为什么要勒死我？ Why the fuck you have to strangle me, Marvin?
我说过我没有搞别人 I told you I wasn't fuckin' nobody else.
拉塔莎？婊子 别再说谎了 Latasha? Oh, quit lyin', bitch.
你就是个会毁谤别人可耻的家伙 Your ass ain't nothin' but old scandalous baldhead-ass ho!
嘿 我认识你 Hey, I know you.
嘿 算了 Hey, fuhgeddaboutit!
你就是那次交易中 杀了我的黑人 You're that moolie that shot me on that buy.
你以为你是新的老大吗？ You think you're the new kingfish?
算了吧 Fuhgeddaboutit!
山米鲨鱼吗？ Sammy the Shark?
等一下 你满嘴大话 Wait-Wait, you-you-you full a shit, man.
你别想骗我 You tried to cheat me!
布兹 你怎么可以杀你自己的表亲？ Booze, how you gonna put a knife in your own cousin's back?
拜托 布兹 我…… Now, come on, Booze! I...
皮威？他妈的搞什么？ Pee-Wee? What the fuck?
果尔 你是个混蛋 Gore, you're a punk!
你在车道对我开枪 You had to shoot me in a drive-by
因为你太害怕了 不敢直接面对我吗？ ‘cause you were too chicken-shit to face me straight up, huh?
你是劫持我的没用的懦夫 Well, you're the bloody wanker who carjacked me.
这家伙带来了我们谋杀的人 This fool's bringing up every cat we ever did murder.
我们只想跟克里夫讲话 老兄 Hey, we... we just wanna talk to Cliff, man!
我不敢相信你们这些王八蛋 I can't believe you motherfuckers
有胆子叫我回来 had the nerve to bring me back.
哦 天哪 Oh, my God.
宝贝 真的是你吗？ Baby, is it really you?
没错 是的 Yes, it is.
亲爱的 你今晚看起来真辣 And you are lookin' fine tonight, sugar.
欢迎回来 黑鬼 Welcome back, nigga.
布兹 你他妈的在干什么？ Booze! What the fuck you doin'?
闭嘴 黑鬼 我知道我在做什么 Shut up, nigga! I know what I'm doin'.
现在 你要告诉我们钱在哪里 Now, you gonna tell us where that money at,
否则我就用你女友的脑浆来刷墙壁 or I'm gonna paint the walls with your bitch's brains. Huh?
你不能这么做 布兹 因为你的枪根本没用 You can't do that, Booze, cause your gun don't work.
哦 是吗？ Oh, yeah?
你玩够了难搞的黑鬼了吗？ Oh, you done fucked with the wrong nigger, huh?
来吧 Come on.
他妈的？ What the fuck?
这不是贱人吗？ Ain't this a bitch?
你不能帮我找好一点的身体 You couldn't find me a better body
而是让这个王八蛋来找我 是吧？ than this muthafuckin' piece of shit to get me, huh?
我杀了你一次 I killed you once,
我现在要再杀一次 混蛋 I'm about to do it again with your punk ass, motherfucker.
哦 ... 是的 Oh, oh, oh, uh-oh, yeah.
他妈的这是什么该死的舞蹈？ What the fuck is all this dancin' shit?
有没有告诉过你我最喜欢的灵魂乐团体是谁吗？ Ever tell you what my favorite soul group was, huh?
从70年代开始？ Huh? From the '70s?
叫什么 宝贝？ What was it, baby?
-史宾纳乐团 宝贝 -没错 史宾纳 - The Spinners, baby. - That's right. The Spinners.
哇 Whoo!
噢… Aw...
他妈的 伙计 Fuck, man!
妈的 Shit.
亲爱的 你帮我教训他们 You kick their fuckin' asses for me, Papi.
-布莱恩 我们该怎么办？-黑鬼 我不知道 - B-dog, what we gonna do? - Nigga, I don't know!
果尔 你总是有张大嘴巴 Gore, you always had a big-ass mouth.
闭上你的嘴 Shut the fuck up!
做人应该要识时务者 But people who eat glass in glass houses
为俊杰 shouldn't throw stones.
嗯 Ugh.
哦 他妈的 Oh, fuck!
该死 Damn.
你肚子不舒服吗？ Somethin' disagree with your tummy?
大概八成你吃的东西有关 宝贝 They say it's 80 percent what you eat, baby.
没错 That's right.
-退后 你这撒旦的子孙 -啊 - Get back, you spawn of Satan! - Ah!
以上帝之名 我命令你、 In-In-In the name of Christ, I command you!
哦 把它收起来 Oh, put that away!
把它收起来 你何时信教的？ Put it away. Where'd you get religion, boy?
自从果尔让我看《吸血伯爵》之后 Since-Since Gore showed me Horror of Dracula.
黑鬼 你现在有两个问题 Well, you got two problems with that, nigga.
第一 你要有信心那东西才有效 One, you gotta have faith for that thing to work,
第二 我不是吸血鬼 傻瓜 and two, I ain't no vampire, fool!
下次要看《大法师》 Next time, try watchin' The Exorcist.
克里夫 冷静点 Cliff, chill out, man!
我不是杀你的人 I-I ain't the one that even killed you!
是布兹干的 That-That was Booze, man.
我叫这王八带你回来 I got this motherfucker to bring you back, huh?
是的 我本来要向你道谢 Yeah, and I intend to thank you for that.
来吧 伙计 Come on now, man.
你现在有了身体， You got a body now,
而且 你也知道他超有钱的 and-and you know, he rich, richer than a motherfucker, man.
他是有名的白人 老兄 It's a famous-ass white boy right here, man.
很出名的黑鬼 Famous-ass nigga!
来吧，你知道你现在的生活是什么样的吗？ Come on. You know what kind of life you about to be pimpin' now? Huh?
该死 就我而言 你没有什么好生气的 Shit, as far as I'm concerned, look, you ain't got nothing to be mad about.
那是很好的交易 好吗？ Fuck. That-That's a good trade.
对吧？ Right?
除了我的小弟弟比较以前更大之外 Except my dick was bigger before.
你太高估自己了 老兄 Ah, man. That shit way overrated, man.
珊卓 不是吗？ Ain't that right, Sandra?
布莱恩 你一生中除了你自己 从不关心别人 Brian, you never cared about nobody in your life but yourself.
你所关心的只是权力 All you cared about is power.
好吧 我要给你所有他妈的权力 Well, I'm gonna give you all the motherfuckin' power
你那贪婪的心想要的 your greedy-ass heart desires.
那么500伏呢？ How about 500 volts?
这臭死了 宝贝 That stinks, baby!
尘归尘 土归土 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
你为什么这么说？ Why are you talkin' like that?
我要练习 宝贝 I got to practice, baby.
哦 我要练习了 Ooh, I gots to practice.
嗯 Mmm.
坐下 大家坐下 Sit down! Sit your ass down.
好的 好的 All right, all right.
好的 让派对开始吧 Let's get this party started.
我是领钱的人 I am the man who gets paid,
因为我可以和死人说话 because I can really talk to dead people.
现在你们有谁想先来？ Now, which one a-you motherfuckers wanna go first?
这个故事已经被成功地储存在爱国者的记忆里了 The tale has been successfully stored in the Patriot's memory.
谁想先来？ Who wants to go first?
那是爱国者机器人可以学习的故事 Now that's a story the Robo-Patriot could learn from.
我很高兴你喜欢 I'm glad you liked it.
我还有很多 I have more.
我希望都是很棒的故事 先失陪一下 Well, I hope it's as good.
萝伦 抱歉 Um, excuse me a moment. Excuse me, Lauren.
你有进度报告吗？ Have you got the progress report?
他似乎与他的职都很亲近 He seems to be close with his employees.
他对他的女员工总是摸摸搜搜的 He comes on to all the women who work for him.
-你也是？-我也是 - You too? - Me too.
但这不是我得到晋升的原因 But it is not why I got the promotion.
你为什么要忍受它？ Why do you put up with it?
因为我相信整体的使命 Because I believe in the overall mission.
美国的安全 American safety.
是的 赚了很多钱 Yeah, and making a lot of money.
我回来了 再一个故事好吗？ I'm back. Another story?
录音预备 Oh, ready to record.
我说个处理三种 人类最爱的消遣的故事好吗？ How about one that deals with three favorite human pastimes?
性 毒品 还有这疯狂的“重友轻色”的想法 Sex, drugs, and this crazy idea of bros over hos.
我等不及要听这个了 对吧 凯莉？ I can't wait to hear this one. Right, Kelly?
啊 Ah!
这故事开始于大多数现代浪漫主义… Well, this one begins as most modern romances do...
并伴随着科技 with technology.
泰 我是卡门 而这是我最好的朋友 丽兹 Hi, Ty. Carmen here with my BFF, Liz.
我告诉了她关于你和你的朋友卡哈德的事 I told her all about you and your buddy Kahad,
我们都很高兴能和你联系 and we're both really excited to hook up with you.
我给你发了地址 所以我们今晚见你 I texted you the address, so we'll see you tonight.
-再见 -再见 - Bye. - Bye.
你在交友网站上认识这些宝贝的吗？ Mm. So, you met these babes on Tinder?
哦 是的 我做到了 Oh, yes, I did.
是的 右边那位叫卡门 我在交友网站上遇见她 Well, Carmen right there, the one on the right, I met her on Tinder.
我们聊的热火朝天的 老兄 We were chattin' up a storm, man.
她问我是否有适合她朋友 丽兹的帅哥朋友 She asked if I had a good-looking friend for her girl, Liz.
-嗯 嗯 -嗯哼 - Uh-huh. Uh-huh. - Uh-huh!
我说 没有 但我会带我兄弟卡哈德 And I said no, but I'll bring my boy Kahad.
-泰 去你的 -是啊 - Oh, ma... Fuck you, Ty. - Yeah.
你很幸运你在开车 否则我现在就揍扁你 You're lucky you're driving, 'cause I woulda knocked your ass out just now.
是吗？今晚过了之后再告诉我 Would you? Yeah, tell me that again after tonight,
在你见过我帮我们找的社交对象之后 after you see how much I hooked us up.
这些女孩们超辣的 These girls are smokin'.
哦 好吧 好吧 Oh, oh, okay! All right.
好 你跟她们说了什么 让她们这么嗨？ What did you tell them to get 'em so hyped?
我是经纪人而你是选角导演 I'm an agent and you're a casting director.
我不敢相信那招每次都见效 I can't believe that keeps working.
要证实并不是很困难 Like, that's not hard to check up on at all.
对 一点都不难 No, it isn't, at all.
她们是你典型的女演员 模特儿 想当歌手的那种型 They are your typical actress, model, wannabe singer types.
愚蠢又容易上钩 It's stupid. It's easy.
他们比石头还笨 这就是他们的本性 They're dumber than rocks, that's what they are.
说真的 人们相信他们想要相信的 Literally, and I mean, people believe what they want to believe,
他们会听他们想听的 我跟她们说我们要帮她们争取大角色 they hear what they wanna hear, and I told 'em we were gonna get 'em real big parts.
她们会得到“大”的 这没错 They gonna get big parts all right.
这才是我兄弟 That's my boy.
是的 Yes!
该死的 你真坏 我爱死你了 Goddamn it. You are bad. I love it.
-我可以得到一个阿门吗？-阿门 - Can I get a amen? - Amen!
-哦 -你知道该怎么做 - Ooh! - You know that!
-好棒的家 -是的 - Nice crib! - Yeah.
我以为你说她们是崇拜者 I thought you said they were wannabes?
或许她们有继承信托基金我都不知道 Maybe they're trust fund babes. I don't know.
我们走吧 Let's go.
崇拜者？ Wannabes?
哇 Wow.
你他妈的看见了吗？ Do you fuckin' see this?
是的 Yes!
-嗨 伙计们 欢迎 -你好 - Hi, guys! Welcome. - Hello!
-进来吧 -这位是卡哈德先生吗？ - Come on in. - Is this Mr. Kahad?
-是的 我是 -哦 - Yes, I am. - Ooh.
-嗨 宝贝 -美女 你好吗？ - Hi, baby. - What's up, beautiful? How you doin'?
你看起来真可爱 So glad you're cute. You look good.
-哦 天哪 谢谢你 谢谢 -欢迎来到我们的家 - Oh, my God. Thank you, thank you. - Welcome to our home.
-欢迎你 -你看起来棒极了 这很好 - Yeah. Welcome. - Mm, you look amazing. This is nice.
-这是 -这个婴儿床太棒了 - This is... - This crib is insane.
你们可以在这里开个派对 You guys can throw some sick parties in here.
-就你们两个住在这里？-是的 目前是这样的 - It's just y'all two livin' here? - Yeah, it's what we're doin' right now.
嗯 开派对只需要四个人 Mm, it only takes four to make a party.
如果你很淘气 那就三个 Or three if you're naughty.
嗯 我喜欢 Mm. I like that.
-我喜欢淘气啊 -是吗？ - I wanna be naughty. - Yeah?
是的 我有 Yeah, I do.
-你想对我淘气吗？-嗯 - You wanna be naughty with me? - Mm-hmm.
嘿 这里有个疯狂的想法 Hey, here's a crazy idea.
你们想玩个小游戏吗？ You guys wanna play a little game?
我有99个问题 但是空白非其中之一 "I've got 99 problems, but blank ain't one."
-好的 -好的 - All right. - Okay.
-五 -哇 哇 - Five. - Whoa, whoa!
-四 三 -你数太快了 - Four, three. - You're going fast here.
-2 -好的 - Two. - Okay, okay, okay.
1 One!
好的 我们这里有什么？ Okay, okay. What do we have here?
好的 泰 Okay, Ty.
我有99个问题 但慢性病不是其中之一 "I've got 99 problems, but The Chronic ain't one."
慢性病 女士们 我说得对吗？ The Chronic, ladies. Come on, right? Am I right?
-嗯 -那你以为这样会赢吗？ - Mm... - That's who she thought was gonna win?
-老兄 把牌给我 -同意不同意吗？ - You can just hand me the card, man. - Agree to disagree?
-我不确定 -从同意到不同意 - I don't know about that. - Agree to disagree.
卡门 Uh, Carmen.
我有99个问题 但包皮垢不是其中之一 "I've got 99 problems, but smegma ain't one."
-哦 我的 -没错 - Oh, my... - That's right.
-我真是 -我玩够了 - That is so... - I'm done.
“包皮垢”到底是什么？ What in the world is smegma?
我待会再给你看。 I'll show ya later.
什么？ - Ew! - What?
讨厌 Nasty.
丽兹 我有99个问题 但做对的事不是其中之一 And Liz, "I've got 99 problems, but doin' the right thing ain't one."
-没错 那不是 -你要小心 你最好要帮你朋友 - No, it ain't. - You better watch it. You better get your friend.
那就对了 宝贝 负责吧 That's my girl. Own it, baby. Own it.
这一局换… And this round goes to...
-丽兹 -呜呼 - Liz. - Ooh-hoo!
这游戏有人作弊… This is rigged. This game...
-真是乱来 -我不玩了 - That's messed up. - I'm done.
讨厌 Stop hatin'.
-我只剩下...我不喜欢这些 -别说了 - All I got left... I don't like all that. - Stop, stop hatin'.
好了... All right, all right, all right.
好 大家安静点 孩子们 Settle, children. Settle.
最近的研究显示 "A recent laboratory study shows
大学生做爱次数少了50％ that undergraduates have 50 percent less sex
因为受到… 五… after being exposed to..." Five...
-等等 -四 - Wait, wait, wait. - Four...
-哦 哇 该死 嗯… -三… - Oh, whoa, shit, um... - Three...
-哦 女孩 -二 - Ooh, girl. - Two...
-嗯 好的 -一 - Um, okay. - One...
我参加 I'm in. I'm in.
好的 All right.
最近的一项实验室研究表明 "A recent laboratory study shows
本科生的性生活减少了50% that undergraduates have 50 percent less sex
因为受到 after being exposed to..."
衣架堕胎的影响 Ooh... "Coat hanger abortion."
哦 伙计 Oh, dude.
别表现得一副不懂的样子 Oh, don't act like that's too far.
-好 卡哈德 -嗯 - All right. Kahad. - Mm-hmm.
最近的一项实验室研究表明 "A recent laboratory study shows
本科生的性生活减少了50% that undergraduates have 50 percent less sex
因为受到 漂白的屁眼影响 after being exposed to... a bleached asshole."
如果你做对了 宝贝 你应该可以多玩几次 That should get you more play if you're doin' it right, babe.
就是这样 That was it. That was it.
-我给你- 我同意 - I'll give you that. - That was a good one.
有些人喜欢这样 Some people like that.
-我的女孩 卡门 -是的 宝贝 - My girl, Carmen. - Yes, baby.
最近的一项实验室研究表明 大学生做爱次数少了50％ "A recent laboratory study shows that undergraduates have 50 percent less sex
因为受到… 微型阴茎的影响 after being exposed to... a micro-penis."
-哦 -为什么指向我这边？ - Ooh! - Why are you pointing this way?
-小-小 -卡哈德 你受创伤了吗？ - Itty-bitty! - Kahad, you got your feelings hurt just now, man?
-等一下你 别 别-防御心超高的 小弟弟 - Wait, why are... Don't... Hey. - Super defensive.
-哦 -别说太大声了 你会伤害卡哈德的心 - Ooh! - Don't say that too loud, you're gonna hurt Kahad's feelings.
嘿 你一旦这样的话... -第一次 - Hey, once you go this way... - First smegma.
-跟我做过之后 就不会想再找别人 好吗？ - Now micro-penis... - You ain't goin' back, all right?
我们走着瞧 亲爱的 获胜者是... We'll see, honey. And the winner is...
-我的女孩 卡门 -哦 是的 - my girl, Carmen. - Oh, yes!
-等一下 打败了漂白的屁眼吗？-这是作弊 - Wait, that beat "bleached assholes"? - This is rigged.
-对 那打败了漂白的屁眼吗？ -真的吗？ - Afraid so. - Yeah, that beat "bleached"...
-真的吗？-他们在踢我们的屁股 - Really? - They're kickin' our ass.
-防御心超高 -老兄 你真的防御心很重 - Super defensive. - Getting really defensive.
所以防守 So defensive!
所以 泰说你做过很多部热门片的选角 So, uh, Ty tells me you cast a lot of blockbusters.
跟漫威工作感觉如何？ What's it like to work with Marvel?
他们能接受我所有的意见 Um, well, they're really open to all of my opinions.
事实上 是我建议克里斯普瑞特演《星际异攻队》 In fact, I'm the one who suggested Chris Pratt for Guardians.
-哇 太酷了 -嗯 - Wow! That's very cool. - Mm-hmm.
我有发现天才的第四眼 I have a fourth eye for spottin' talent.
我的第三眼是要用来发现 像你这样的美女 My third eye's for spottin' beautiful women like you two.
好了 女士们 表演完之后 你们应该喝一杯 All right, ladies. After a performance like that, you deserve a drink.
-哦 谢谢 -谢谢 - Oh, thank you. - Thank you.
好吧 让我们干杯 All right, let's make a toast.
祝我们有个汗流浃背的夜晚 To hot sweaty nights spent howling at the moon.
我喜欢这个。 I like that.
哦 Ooh!
-啊 -嗯 - Ah. - Mm.
我的喝起来有点怪 Mine tastes kinda funny.
我的也是 Mine too.
该死的 这些宝贝们真迷人 Goddamn, these babes are gorgeous.
-哦我的天 我想要那个卷发的那个 - Mm. - Oh, my God. I want the one with the curly hair.
好 别太不切实际 All right, don't get ahead of yourself,
因为我要两个一起上 然后再换你 好吗？ ‘cause I'm-a have both first, and then you gonna have your turn, all right?
等一下 不行 我才不要排在你后面 Wait, no. I'm not about to have your sloppy seconds.
老兄 那是你唯一的选择 Dude, that's all you ever get.
好 我们要怎么做？ Oh-oh, okay. Okay. So that's what we gonna do?
-我们要抛硬币 好吗？ -好的 - We gonna flip a coin, okay? - Okay.
我们就这么决定 That's what we gonna do. Mm-mmm.
我和一个小妞艾莎曾经共处在 像这样的房间里 I have been in a room just like this before with that chick Ilsa.
嗯哼 Uh-huh.
我打赌这些女孩子喜欢性虐待 I bet you these girls are into bondage and BDSM
还有各种奇奇怪怪的事情 and all sorts of freaky shit.
他们可能会喜欢我们要对他们做的事。 They probably like what we're about to do to 'em.
或许我们应该到处找找 Oh, well, maybe we should look around,
看有没有鞭子或链子之类的 find their whips and chains.
卡哈德 哪种人会捆绑和鞭打无意识的女性？ Damn, Kahad. What kind of man ties up and beats unconscious women?
你要去照照镜子 给你良心建议 You need to look at yourself. I'm just sayin'.
-该死的 你说得对 -对 - Dang, you're right. - Yeah.
有点变态 不是吗？ 我们应该上她们就好 It is kinda sick, isn't it? We should just fuck 'em.
那样才乖 表现的风度一点 That's my boy right there. Show some class.
哦 好吧 看 看 Oh, all right. Look, look.
我想让你把注意力集中在她的乳头上 I want you to frame in, focus on her tits,
然后我们从这边上 and then we're gonna pan over right here.
不 我要你做的是 别告诉我该怎么做 No, what I want you to do is not tell me how to do my job.
我才是导演 好吗？ - Kahad... Kahad... - I'm the director here, okay?
焦点放在胸部上 好吗？ Focus on the tits, all right?
好的 好的 Okay, okay.
该死的 Goddamn it.
-疯了 好了 伙计 我们是… -天哪 - Crazy. All right, man. We are... - God.
设定 ...set.
我们准备好了吗？ We ready?
嗯… Um...
它 我不知道 它是 我不知道 It... I don't know. It's... I don't know.
-你做了什么？ -我 - What did you do? - I-I...
-它坏了 -我没做什么 - It's broken... - I didn't do nothin'.
过去几次我都是这么做的 Same thing I've been doing the past several...
看着 我来修 Okay. I'm gonna... Watch. I'm gonna fix it.
她们是吸血鬼 吸血鬼 They're vampires. Vampires.
不 胡说 No. Bullshit!
这些婊子们一定认为这是万圣节 These bitches must think it's Halloween.
不给糖就捣乱 Trick or treat.
给我们一些暖和的东西喝 Give us something warm to drink.
-把它拿来 -是的 来吧 - Bring it the fuck on! - Yeah, come on!
啊 Ah!
-走... -站起来 - Go, go, go, go, go! - Get up!
起来 泰 起来 我们走 Get up, Ty! Get up! Let's go!
-走... -快走 - Go, go, go! - I'm going!
快点离开这里 Let's get the fuck outta here!
哦 Oh, sh...
不 下去 下去 No, get off! Get off!
这是什么？ What is this? What is this?
该死 我们在哪里 Oh, shit! Where the hell are we?
那些家伙他妈的是什么？他妈的？ And what the fuck are those guys? What the fuck?
我不知道，但我不想知道。 I don't know, but I don't wanna find out.
我们离开这里吧 Let's get outta here.
这感觉一点也不好 老兄 I'm not feelin' too good at all, man.
我也是 伙计 Ah! Me neither, man.
那婊子榨干了我们 Those bitches practically drained us dry.
我们以为你们两个永远不会醒来 We thought you two would never wake up.
你为什么要这样对我们？你想要什么？ Why are you doing this to us? What do you want?
这不是很明显吗？ Isn't it obvious?
我们跟你们一样都是网络上的掠食者 We're a pair of predators who do our hunting on the Internet just like you.
啊 操 Ah, fuck!
但我们大部分的男人都是绅士在我们吃饱后 Oh, but most of our stud-morsels
萎缩而死 have the good manners to shrivel up and die...
但另一方面 ...after we feed.
我们不能让他们在大街上跑 But some turn, and we can't just let them run loose in the streets.
那秘密就曝光了 It wouldn't be very... discreet.
所以 我们把他们锁在这里 饿得嗜血 So, we keep them locked down here, starving with blood lust.
如果他们当初不那么混蛋 那可是会令人悲伤的 It would be sad if they hadn't all been such rotten little fuckers.
听着 我们不会告诉别人 Look, look. We will not tell anybody! Anybody!
-让我们走吧 好吗？-伙计 - Just let us go, okay? - Christ, man.
-让我们走 -我想我要吐了 - Just let us fucking go. - I think I'm gonna be sick.
闭嘴 伙计 Shut the fuck up, man!
我想要把剩菜留给他们 We like to give them the leftovers.
-不要啊 别这么做 拜托 -拜托不要 - Stop, no! No! Do not do this! Please... - Please don't do this!
不... No, no, no, no!
-不... -哦 上帝 - No! No! No! Ah! - Oh, God!
不 不 滚开 No! No! Get off of me!
噢 噢 不 啊 啊 Oh! Oh, no! Ah! Ah!
帮帮我 救命 Help me, please! Help!
这个故事已经被成功地储存在爱国者的记忆里了 The tale has been successfully stored in the Patriot's memory.
可怜的混蛋 Poor bastards.
真的吗？ Really?
听起来爱国者机器人不会去追那些强暴犯 Sounds like the Robo-Patriot won't be going after rapists.
它才不会这么做 Like hell it won't.
你知道外星人穿越我们的边界 You do understand that aliens crossing our borders,
他们中的许多人是罪犯 强奸犯 so many of them criminals, rapists.
我们正在提供答案 We are providing the answer.
-但是那些年轻人？荷尔蒙旺盛 -嗯 - But those young guys? Hormones. - Hmm.
男孩就是男孩 他们终究会变成男人 Boys will be boys. I mean, they have to be to become men.
我说得对吗 葛兰特？ Am I right, Grant?
是的男孩要变成男人 对吗？ Yeah, b-boys have to become men, right?
你同意吗 凯莉？ You agree, Kelly?
事情是这样的 Here's the thing.
有些女性 毫无美德可言如果你懂我的意思 Some women, far from virtuous, if you get my meaning.
是的 美德 Yes, virtue.
对 如果有人说所有的女性 Yeah, yeah, and anyone who says
都是美德的堡垒的话 一点也不懂那狗屎 that all women are bastions of virtue don't understand shit.
狗屎 The shit!
是的 海滨先生 他们不懂狗屎 No, Mr. Beach, they do not understand the shit!
他们一点也不懂那狗屎 They do not understand the shit at all.
事实上 没有人真正理解这个屎 In fact, no one really understands the shit.
我们还有时间讲另一个故事吗？ Do we have time for another tale?
小子 留在这里 Stay back here, boy.
你认识从芝加哥来的两个男孩吗？ You got two boys from Chicago here?
是的 先生 Yes, sir.
我要找那位带头的男孩 I want the one that did all the talking down in Money.
是的 先生 Yes, sir.
最好开点灯 牧师 Better turn on some lights, preacher.
不行 先生 停电了 Can't, sir. Electricity's out.
你是那位领头的黑鬼吗？ You the nigger who did the talkin'?
是的 Yeah.
小子 别跟我说：“对” Mm-hmm. Don't you "yeah" me, boy.
我会让你脑袋开花 I'll blow your head off.
穿上你的衣服 Put your clothes on.
小子 你会照我说的话做吗？ You gonna do what I said, boy?
你还好吗？我们的宝宝在踢你吗？ You okay? Our baby kicking?
又是那个男孩 It was that boy again.
埃米莉 这只是个梦 我们谈过这个 Emily, it's just a dream. We talked about this.
他不确定我们该生下这个宝宝 He's not sure we deserve this baby.
什么？我们当然应该生 What? Of course we deserve it.
宝贝，我有这种感觉，他想把它拿走。 Baby, I have this feeling he wants to take it away.
这次会不一样 This time will be different.
你最后一次看诊时 葛内特医生 What did Dr. Gwinett say at your last visit?
-说了什么？“一切看起来都没事”-那是上个礼拜 - "Everything looks fine." - That was last week.
我明天早上给他个电话 请他过来看一下 好吗？ Well, I'll give him a call to come over first thing tomorrow, okay?
现在 我只要你闭上眼睛 清除杂念 Now, I just want you to close your eyes, clear your mind,
想想这个孩子会有多漂亮 think about how beautiful this baby is gonna be.
回去睡觉吧 Go back to sleep.
不 No.
不 他会在那里等我 No, he'll just be there waiting for me.
然后 And then...
他会在这里 He's gonna be here.
埃米莉 回来睡觉 Emily, get back in bed.
拜托 放过他 Please! Just leave him!
拜托 Please.
放开她 Just leave him! Please.
你不能放过他吗？ Can't you just leave him?
他比较迟钝 He ain't got good sense.
他不知道自己在做什么 He didn't know what he was doin'.
别把他带走 Don't take him.
只穿鞋子就好 Just your shoes.
我没穿袜子不穿鞋 I don't wear shoes without socks.
拜托 Please.
我会负责所有的赔偿 I will pay you gentlemen for whatever damages
只要你们别带他走 if you will just leave him here.
你有多少钱？ How much you got?
你最好回到床上去 You best be gettin' back to bed.
我想要听泉水的声音 And I mean, I wanna hear springs.
所有的黑鬼都回去睡觉 In fact, all you niggers need to go back to sleep.
你认识这里的人吗？ You know anybody here?
不 先生 我不认识你 No, sir. I don't know you.
你多大了？ How old are you?
六十四岁 Sixty-four.
你如果明天想起来认识这里的人 你就活不到65岁 Well, if tomorrow you decide you know somebody here, you're not gonna live to be 65.
现在进去 Now get inside...
要活着见到明天的太阳 现在就进去 if you want to live to see another sunrise.
嗯 昨晚又发生了 Well, it happened again last night.
我试过了 但是 Well, I-I tried that, but...
好的 Okay.
好 我很感激 你尽力就好 Yeah, I... I appreciate it. Whatever you can do.
只要你能赶快来 A-As soon as you can get here.
谢谢 Thank you.
埃米莉还好吗？ How is she? How's Emily?
她终于去睡了 我刚跟葛内特医生讲完电话 他在来的路上 Well, she finally went to sleep. I just got off the phone with Dr. Gwinett. He's on his way.
我认为这些活动对她都没好处 You know I don't think all this activity is doing her any good.
妈妈 今天别说这些 好吗？ Mama, let's not do this today, okay?
我说过她什么都不用担心 I told you she doesn't need to be worrying about a campaign.
如果我支持詹金斯的话 你就不会这么说了 You wouldn't be saying that if I was throwin' support behind Jenkins.
-一切都是因为卡顿 -没错 - It's only because it's Cotton. - True.
我不懂你为何支持像 威廉卡顿那种拿族歧视当诱饵的混蛋 I don't understand you supporting a race-baiting bastard like William Cotton.
但不管是谁 我都有话说 因为她需要休息 But no matter who it was, I would be saying something, because she needs rest.
-你记得去年 -是的 我记得 - You remember last year. - Yeah, I remember.
我当时也在房间里 I was there in the room.
我只是说 再流产的话她会崩溃 I'm just saying, another loss will destroy her.
你以为我不知道 我不在乎吗？ You don't think I realize that? You don't think I care?
你对儿子的评价一定很低 Well, you must got a pretty low opinion about your son.
妈妈 拜托 那也是我的孩子 For God sakes, Mama, it was my child too!
该死的 亨利 你要表现出来啊 Then damn it, Henry, act like it.
如果我是你… If I were you...
我会向拜伦特先生道歉 I'd apologize to Mr. Bryant.
或许你被打一下就没事了 Maybe you'd get off with just a bit of a beatin'.
如果你关心你孩子的未来 你的妻子 或者我的未来 If you cared about your child's future, your wife's, or my future,
你就不应该支持卡顿 you wouldn't be supporting Cotton.
那男人要再关闭十座投票处 That man wants to close down ten more voting locations,
而那些全都在黑人区 all of them in black districts.
不 全都在民主区 No, no, no, all in Democratic districts, and I'm a Republican.
-而我是共和党员你为何要加上种族议题？？-加上？ - Why you putting race into it? - "Putting"?
他故意让黑人更难投票 He's purposely making it harder for black people to vote.
-种族议题已经存在其中 -不 不需要搞成这样 - Race is already in it. - No, it doesn't have to be.
你和爸爸让我努力工作 带头克服困难 You and Daddy raised me to work hard, get ahead, and beat the odds.
爸爸说单打独斗没意义 Daddy said singles don't mean a damn thing.
黑人要得分就必须打出全垒打 Black man's gotta hit a home run if he wants to score,
那就是我正在做的事 and that's what I'm doing.
不是每个人都能打出全垒打 Not everybody can hit a home run.
我打赌威廉卡顿和他诉诸的 每一个种族主义傻瓜 I bet William Cotton and every one of those racist fools
也打不出全垒打 he appeals to can't hit one either.
威廉卡顿即将成为州长 William Cotton's about to be governor.
那就是全垒打 That's a home run.
当你出生在三垒时就不算全垒打 It is not a home run when you're born on third base.
哦 妈妈 Oh, Mama.
她到底在干什么？ What the hell is she doin'?
埃米莉？ Emily?
埃米莉 你不是应该在床上 等葛内特医生来吗？ Emily, shouldn't you stay in bed until Dr. Gwinett gets here?
他有疑问 He's having doubts.
谁有疑问？关于什么？ Who's having doubts? About what?
这个男孩 他对死亡有疑问 The boy. He's having doubts about dying.
如果他没死 他就会从树林里走出来 And if he doesn't die, he's gonna come right out of those woods.
-我需要 -不... - I need to... - No, no, no.
-没人会带走我们的宝宝 好吗？ -我确实感觉到有存在感 - Nobody's gonna take our baby, okay? - I do feel a presence.
妈妈 求你了 Mama, please! Stop!
你看不出来她很忧虑吗？ Can't you see she's wound up enough?
你们俩个听着 那里面没人 Now, listen, both of you.
也没人会来动我们的宝宝 好吗？ Nobody's out there, and no one's gonna touch our baby, all right?
我们进去吧 Let's go back inside.
葛内特医生马上就到了 Dr. Gwinett'll be here in a minute.
来吧 没事的 Come on. It's okay.
埃米莉 宝宝看起来没事 Emily, the baby seems to be just fine.
-你确定？-是的 - You're sure? - Yes.
但为了你和宝宝着想 别下床 But do yourself and your baby a favor and stay in bed.
如果明天情况没好转 你来办公室找我 好吗？ And if things aren't better by tomorrow, you come by my office.
-很好？-是的 - Good? - Yeah.
-多注意她 -好 - Keep an eye on her. - Okay.
我的梦呢？ What about the dreams?
因为怀孕造成的化学作用和荷尔蒙 会让你胡思乱想 Pregnancy can do odd things with body chemistry, hormones.
他们只是梦而已 They're just dreams.
就像我曾经告诉我的孩子们 Like I used to tell my children,
发呆时要想着美好的事情 think of something really wonderful as you drift off.
通常那会有用 That often does the trick.
你是说她不应该下楼 参加今晚的募款晚会吗？ So you mean, she shouldn't even come downstairs for the fund-raiser this evening?
我告诉你 她不应该下床 I'm telling you, she shouldn't leave that bed.
-好的 谢谢 马丁 -亨利 不客气 - All right. Thanks, Martin. - Anytime, Henry.
妈妈 你认为葛内特医生说得对吗？ You think Dr. Gwinett is right, Mama Bradley?
我应该要往好的方面想吗？ I just need to think good thoughts?
我不知道 但我知道有人可能会这么做 I don't know, but I know someone who might.
妈妈 你要去哪里？ Mama, where you goin'?
我办募款晚会时 我需要你陪着埃米莉 I need you to stay with Emily while I deal with this fund-raiser.
在我回来之前你要照顾她 You watch her until I get back.
去你的募款晚会 And to hell with that damn fund-raiser!
抱歉 打扰一下 Excuse me. Excuse me.
谢谢你 先生 Thank you, sir.
各位女士先生们 请注意 Ladies and gentlemen, if I could have your attention, please.
首先 我们要感谢你们的到来 First of all, we'd like to thank you for coming out.
但现在 我要介绍一位风云人物 But for now, I want to introduce the man of the hour,
即将成为州长的威廉卡顿 Mayor, soon to be governor, William Cotton.
-亨利 谢谢你 我很感激 -是的 先生 - Thank you, Henry. - Yes, sir.
谢谢 Appreciate that.
非常感谢 感谢你的到来 Thank you very much. Appreciate you coming out.
我想再次感谢亨利 在他美丽的家中举办这次的晚会 I'd like to thank Henry again for this fine event
在这个漂亮的房子里 来到了这里 at this beautiful fabulous home he's got here.
真是很棒的地方 What a place. What a place.
看看这个 And take a look at this.
带你们回到过去了 不是吗？ Takes you back in time, doesn't it?
非常符合我的竞选口号 Goes well with my campaign slogan.
让我们将密西西比带回来 "Let's take Mississippi back"
带回我们南方一直存在的核心价值 to the core values we've always had here in the South.
还有像亨利这样的人 And to have a man like Henry...
根据他过去的背景 他应该是 who, in his past, would have been serving this party...
要为这个派对服务而非主办 instead of hosting it.
不管怎样 现在亨利有一个漂亮的种植园 Anyway, anyway, now Henry has this fine plantation home.
和一个非常美丽漂亮的妻子 And a very fine, and a very white wife, as I recall.
-她在哪儿呢 亨利？-啊 她因为怀孕的关系有点累 - Where is she, anyway, Henry? - Ah, she's feeling a little tired, sir.
我们让那位女士休息 The pregnancy and all.
我能想象挺着大肚子不是件容易的事 Well, we'll let that little lady rest.
很高兴我挺的不是肚子而是 I imagine it's big work carrying around all that extra weight.
下面一点的东西 It makes me glad I got an outie instead of a innie,
如果你明白我的意思话 if you catch my meaning.
事情是…亨利 她美丽的白人太太 The thing is... thing is, Henry, his beautiful white wife,
这漂亮的家 都证明了 this fine home,
我们已经超越了种族歧视 only goes to prove that we have moved past all that racial rigmarole.
时代变化 我的朋友们 Times have changed, my friends. Times have changed.
嗯 Hmm.
小子 靠在柱子上 Get on the post, boy.
我抓到他了 I've got him. I've got him.
小子 你没有权利 Now, boy, you ain't got the right
看着白人妇女 to half look at a white woman...
更别说对她吹口哨了 much less whistle at one.
-我在家时都这么做 -你现在不是在家 - I do all the time back home. - Well, you ain't back home.
在这里 黑鬼要尊敬白人男性 和他的女人 Down here, niggers gonna respect a white man and his woman.
我不尊敬对我不敬的人 I'm not respecting anyone that's not respecting me.
就是如此 And that's all there is to that.
芝加哥 拜托你跟那位男性道歉 Chicago, would you please apologize to the man
或许他会放过你 好吗？ so maybe he take it easy on you?
-小子 你闭嘴 -没错 小子 - You shut up, boy! - That's right, boy!
我不需要一个黑鬼告诉另一个黑鬼 如何服从我 I don't need one nigger tellin' another nigger how to obey me.
我可以自己做 I can do that on my own.
想要获得成功的人可以获得成功，他们想要投票。 Them that want to get ahead can get ahead. Them that want to vote...
才能让他们离开用救济金买的沙发 can get their lazy ass off the sofa they bought with a welfare check.
-是啊 -用证件登记然后去投票亭 - Yeah. - Sign up for an ID, and go to a voting booth!
在平日找一天投票 On a proper weekday to vote!
关闭几座投票亭 并不表示我们不让黑人投票 Closing a few polling locations does not mean that we're trying to keep the blacks from voting.
不 先生 No, sir.
我们只是想提高效率 We just trying to be efficient.
毕竟 我们都是同一党的 对吗？ After all, we're all in the same party, right?
-先生 您说的一点也没错 -不一定是关于种族的 - Indeed we are, sir. - It doesn't have to be about race...
而是与钱有关 when it can be about money.
今晚我要带着你们的钱 And I'm-a take all your money here tonight...
确保我们秋天的胜仗 to ensure our victory in the fall
我们才能将密西西比带回来 使其成为让这个国家伟大的价值 so we can take Mississippi back to the values that made this state great.
现在 我不知道他们在北方 给黑鬼吃了什么毒药 I don't know what kind of poison they feedin' niggers up north
让他们为所欲为 to make 'em act the way you do.
但是在南方 But down here,
你要不是当个好黑鬼 否则就当死掉的黑鬼 you're either gonna be a good nigger or a dead nigger.
在我过黑鬼般的生活之前 我会像个男人一样的死掉 I'll die like a man before I live like a nigger.
你这不知天高地厚的… You uppity...
小子 你确定那是你要的吗？ 我是很明理的人 You sure that's the way you want it, boy?
我是一个通情达理的人 I'm a reasonable man.
我以前从来没有打过黑鬼 I ain't ever beat no nigger before.
所以我再给你一次机会 So I'm gonna give you one more chance...
做出正确的决定 to make the right decision.
先生 你的演讲真是鼓舞人心 我看到很多人打开支票本 Rousing speech, sir. I see a lot of checkbooks open.
对 亨利 钱很重要 但没有比记得要投票赞成 Yeah, money's important, Henry.
关闭投票亭来得重要 议员 But not near as important as you remembering
如何投票关闭那些投票点 议员 how to vote on closing those polling locations, councilman.
现在 我们需要你站出来 Now, we need you to get out front,
浇熄你一些比较没有 公民意识同类的怒火 take some of the heat off of your less civic-minded relative.
你这么做 当我拿到州长的位置时 Now, you do that, and I'll see to it
我会保证让你在 that you get the Mayor's office
市长办公室有一官半职 when I get the Governor's mansion.
-先生 我与有荣焉 -他能活下来了 - I'm honored, sir. - He's going to live!
-埃米莉 -等一下 - Emily! - Hold on, hold on.
我们都知道上次发生的事 没关系 We all know what happened last time. It'll be all right.
亨利 他决定活下去 Henry, he's decided to live.
埃米莉 我们都很高兴地得知 你的宝宝决定要活下来 Emily, we all happy to know your baby done decided to live.
那来自田野的男孩决定要活下来 That boy from the fields has decided to live,
如果他这么做 这个宝宝就会死 and if he does, it will kill this baby.
埃米莉 Emily!
对不起 我很抱歉 Excuse me. I'm sorry.
不 他在那里 他在田野里 No, he's out there. He's in that field.
现在我要杀了他 我要亲手杀了他 Now I will kill him. I'll kill him myself.
埃米莉 Emily!
我看见你了 I see you!
他就在那里 亨利 He's right... He's right there, Henry.
-埃米莉 那里没人-他要杀死我们的宝宝 - Emily, there's nobody there. - He is killing our baby.
亲爱的 请把刀放下 Please, sweetie. Just put down the knife.
-孩子很好 -不 亨利 看 - The baby's fine. - No, Henry, look.
不 No!
看到了吗？它变小了 他在杀死我们的孩子 See? It's getting smaller. He's killing our baby.
-那里没有人 -你去死吧 - There's no one there. - You go back and die!
什么？ What?
-不... 亨利 -拜托 - No. No. No, Henry... - Please.
-他在那里 他必须死 -不 - He's there! He has to die! - No.
-不他必须死 -没关系 进来吧 - No, he has to die! - Come on in, please.
-他必须死！-没关系，进来吧。 - He has to die! - It's all right. Just come inside.
妈 谢谢你什么都没帮到 Thanks for nothin', Mama.
给我们一分钟 Give us a minute.
艾密特？ Emmett?
我带了一点茶和水果 I brought up some tea and a little fruit.
他能看见他，不是吗？ He can see him, can't he?
他应该可以看到些什么 他已经在那里待了一整夜了 He ought to see something. He's been out there all night.
-我确实相信他可以看到 -我就知道 - I do believe he can. - I knew it.
你还好吗？ You good?
我不敢相信你把那位疯狂的 巫毒男人带来这里 I can't believe you brought that crazy voodoo man over here.
让我在众人面前看起来像个傻瓜 Made me look like a damn fool in front of everybody.
我很高兴你还知道优先级 Well, I'm glad to see you've kept your priorities straight.
总之 你几个月来看起来都像是傻子 Anyway, you've been lookin' like a fool for months.
妈妈 并不是每个黑人都要以同样的方式投票 Mama, not every black person has to vote the same way.
我们有些人只想到自己 Some of us think for ourselves.
而你们有些人也只想到自己 And some of you only think about yourselves.
前进市长办公室比做某事更重要 More important to get into office than do something.
好吧 今晚之后我们就不用担心了 Well, we don't have to worry about that after tonight.
谢谢 Thank you.
-你看见他了吗？-是的 - Did you see him? - Yeah.
然后呢？ And?
他想和你谈谈 He want to talk to you.
什么？我才不参与这种鸟事 What? I'm not playing along with this BS...
亨利 跟他说话 Henry, talk to him!
我不想再失去一个孩子 I don't want to lose another baby.
-你不会的 -你错了 你会失去更多 - And you won't. - Wrong. You gonna lose more than that.
除非你和他说话 否则你将失去一切 You're gonna lose everything unless you talk to him.
我要跟这位隐形男人说什么？ And what do I talk to this invisible man about, huh?
-牺牲 -牺牲 - Sacrifice. - Sacrifice.
他不认为你值得为之牺牲 He doesn't think you worth dying for.
到底是谁让他这么做的？ Who the hell asked him to?
天啊 你们都说得像是那里真的有人的样子 Jesus! Y'all got me talking like somebody's really out there.
他说黑人投票 关闭投票亭 He said that a black man votin' to close the polls
不让其他黑人投票是让一切崩垮的因素 to keep other black folks from voting... last straw.
什么？你是认真的吗？ What? Are you serious?
你搞出这些事是为了要让我改变心意吗？ So you conjure up this nonsense to get me to change my vote?
-我没让他说那些 -难以置信 - I didn't make him say that... - Unbelievable!
亨利 它变小了 Henry! It's getting smaller.
我来叫葛内特医生 I'm calling Dr. Gwinett.
除非他说话 否则没好事发生 Can't nothing good happen now... unless he talk.
我能和他谈谈吗？ Can I talk to him?
你可以试试看 It couldn't hurt.
嗨 马丁 Hey, Martin.
叫我 葛内特医生 It's Dr. Gwinett.
她在哪里？ Where is she?
嗯 她在楼上 Um, she's upstairs.
我以前从来没见过这样的东西 I've never seen anything like this before.
好像宝宝在缩小一样 It's like the child is shrinking.
什么？我们该怎么做？ What? What do we do?
医生 我们不能再失去宝宝了 We... We can't lose another, Doc.
它会杀了她 会把我们俩都杀了 It'll kill her. It'll kill us both.
等等 你说她肚里的宝宝是你的吗？ Wait, are you saying that this is your child inside her?
什么？是的 What? Yes!
医生 等等 你要去哪里？ Doc, wait, wait. Where you going?
我不为有色人种工作 我也绝对不帮异族通婚的人服务 I don't work for coloreds, and I definitely don't work for any mixed marriage.
不 他不是我的丈夫 他绑架了我 No, he's not my husband. He kidnapped me.
-埃米莉 你说什么？-你现在必须离开这个家 - Emily, what? - You need to leave this house now.
你不能让我离开自己的家 You can't make me leave my own house.
鬼扯 这区的黑鬼 不能拥有自己的房子 Bull! Negroes can't own homes in this district.
现在照我说的做 离开这间房子 Now do as I say and get your black ass out of this house!
-唯一要离开这房子的是你 -不 不 - The only one leaving this house is you. - No. No.
-滚出去 -别碰他 - Get out! - Don't touch him.
出去 埃米莉 住手 Get out! Emily, stop!
不 No!
得到… Get...
滚出去 Get the hell out!
你不可以把手放在白人男性身上 你这个混蛋 You don't put your hands on a white man like that!
你这个混蛋 You bastard!
闭嘴 Stop!
埃米莉 住手 Emily, stop!
我不知道你从哪里偷了那部手机 I don't know where you stole that phone,
但除非上面有让你这黑鬼隐形的功能 but unless it's got an app on it to turn your black ass invisible,
你就惨了 小子 you got hell to pay, boy!
亨利 我说什么不重要 你必须跟他说话 Henry! It doesn't matter what I say. You need to talk to him.
妈妈 现在不行 我不知道这是怎么回事 Mama, not now. I don't know what's goin' on.
你需要去看看那个男孩 What's goin' on is that you need to see that boy.
否则 你失去的就不只是你的宝宝 Otherwise, your child won't be the only one lost.
好 这个鬼魂在哪里？ All right, where's this ghost?
亨利 别这么轻浮 Stop being disrespectful, Henry.
他就在你面前 我道歉 He's right in front of you. My apologies.
好吧 这太蠢了 Okay, this is stupid.
如果你要你太太回来 你就要看看你眼前的东西 If you want your wife back, you got to see what's in front of you.
集中注意力 睁开眼睛 Focus. Open your eyes.
尊敬牺牲者给你的天赋 Respect the sacrifices that's been gifted you.
-你从哪里来？-过去 - Where'd you come from? - The past.
但我一直受到祝福可以看到未来 But I've been blessed with a chance to see the future,
跟我想象的并不一样 and, well, it's not at all what I thought.
这是怎样疯狂的事情？ What kinda craziness is this?
这不疯狂 先生 No craziness, sir.
我只是了解到我经历了很多 都白费了 如此而已 Just realizing I went through a lot of hell for nothing, so it seems.
你是什么意思？你是谁？ What do you mean? Who the hell are you?
我的家人叫我波波 但你或许知道我叫艾密特 My family calls me Bobo, but you might know me by Emmett.
艾密特提尔 先生 Emmett Till, sir.
你是要告诉我 你是艾密特提尔吗？ You're trying to tell me you're Emmett Till?
大部分的人记得这样的我 Most people recognize me more like this.
亨利先生 很多人认为艾密特的死 点亮了非裔美国人民权运动 Mr. Henry, a lot of folks think that Emmett's death sparked the Civil Rights Movement.
-你到底是谁？-尊重牺牲者 - Who the hell are you? - Respect the sacrifice.
我是卡罗尔丹尼斯麦克奈尔，先生。 I'm Carole Denise McNair, sir.
这些是我在主日学校的朋友 And these are my friends from Sunday school.
阿迪梅科林斯 辛西亚韦斯利 和卡洛罗伯逊 Addie Mae Collins, Cynthia Wesley and Carole Robertson.
-你们是那四个小女孩 -是的 先生 - You're the four little girls. - Yes, sir.
来自16街的浸信会教堂 From 16th Street Baptist Church.
艾密特挺身而出 And Emmett standing up and dying like he did
并为了我们的投票权而牺牲 helped us get voting rights.
你为什么要支持一个想要夺走他们的政党呢？ Why would you support a party that wants to take them away?
如果这个男孩因为民权而死 If this boy died for civil rights,
他应该想要我拥有任意投票的自由 then he should want me to have the freedom to do and vote as I please.
我的牺牲不是为了要让你为所欲为 I didn't die so you could have more freedom to do as you please.
我的牺牲是为了让你有自由去做对的事 I died so you could have more freedom to do what's right.
你也别无选择吧 Like you had a choice.
尊重这些牺牲者 Respect the sacrifices.
你一直都有选择 You always have a choice.
我的选择是苟且偷生或光明牺牲 Mine was to live like a coward or die like a man.
但也许这是不值得的 But maybe it wasn't worth it.
也许我们的死亡都不值得 Maybe none of our deaths were worth it.
但那就表示詹姆斯 安德鲁 和麦克的死也不值得 But that would mean that James, Andrew and Michael's deaths weren't worth it either.
钱尼 古德曼 史维纳 Chaney, Goodman, Schwerner.
或甚至是艾佛斯先生 Or even Mr. Evers.
我很确定你知道那是谁 And I'm pretty sure you know who that is.
金博士 Dr. King.
别忘了她 Don't forget her.
-那是谁？-我妈妈 - Who is that? - My mother.
她的牺牲是让世界看到我的身体 Her sacrifice was letting the world see my body,
知道这种可怕的影像会纠缠她一辈子 knowing this horrible image would haunt her for the rest of her life.
很多人都承受了很大的痛苦 A lot of folks took a lot of pain
对自由如此傲慢而痛苦不堪 for you to be so cavalier about your freedom, Mr. Bradley.
尊敬牺牲者给你的天赋 Respect the sacrifices gifted you.
-尊敬牺牲者给你的天赋 -不 - Respect the sacrifices given you. - No.
尊敬牺牲者给你的天赋 Respect the sacrifices given you.
-不 -尊重... - No, no, no! - Respect...-
别说了 Stop!
好吧 看来我还有第二次机会 Well, it seems I have a second chance.
而这一次 我想我会做出不同的选择 And this time, I think I'm gonna choose a bit differently.
艾密特 你不能这么做 Emmett, you can't.
事实上 他可以 但你不能让他这么做 Actually, he can. But you can't let him.
如果艾密特没死 历史就会改变 If Emmett doesn't die, history changes.
也许没有一个人会死 Perhaps none of them die.
也许只有 享有公民权利的机会才会消亡 Perhaps, the only thing that dies is a chance at the civil rights you enjoy.
不 这太疯狂了 这是不可能的 No, this is crazy. No way this can be happening.
亨利 这些事正在发生中而你必须阻止以免... It is happening, Henry, and you need to stop it before it...
3K党巡逻队
走 Go!
他在那里 那是那个强奸我的黑鬼 There he is! That's the nigger that raped me.
什么？ What?
-过来 孩子 -埃米莉 我是你丈夫 - Come here, boy. - Emily, I'm your husband!
你不尊重那位白人女性只会让事情更糟 You're just makin' it worse, disrespectin' that white woman.
等一下 他没有强奸她 那是他的妻子 Hold on a minute. He didn't rape her. That's his wife!
安静点 你这个黑鬼 Hush up, you nigger bitch!
老实点 Yeah, stay down.
你这个混蛋 我要杀了你 You motherfucker! I'll kill you!
得到… Get...
现在看 Watch it, now.
-把他带走 -放开我 - Get him outta here! - Let me go!
放开我 放开我 Let me go! Let me go!
抓住他 Get him!
-等一下 抓住他 -嘿 - Wait! Get him! - Hey!
你不能想想办法吗？ Can't you do something?
布莱德利先生 你要我们怎么做 What would you like us to do, Mr. Bradley?
回去死 让你的生活更轻松一点？ Go back and die to make your life a little easier?
不是为了我，是为了我的孩子，为了我的妻子。 It's not for me. It's for my child, for my wife.
那是我太太 她不是种族主义者 她爱我 That's not her. She's not racist. She loves me.
没错 而她可以再爱你一次 She did. And she can again.
但你必须加入我们 你必须牺牲 But you have to join us. You have to sacrifice.
那是什么意思？ What does that mean?
那表示没有我 没有我们 It means you wouldn't be here without me.
你就不会出现在此 Without us.
正如你所看到的 没有所有的牺牲 And as you can see, without all the sacrifices,
世界上的一切都在改变 everything in your world changes.
如果你想要的东西值得我们为之而死 If what you want is worth us dying for,
为什么你不值得为之而死？ why isn't it worth you dying for?
因为你已经死了 'Cause you're already dead.
不必如此 Don't have to be.
我可以做出不同的选择 过一种不同的生活 I can make a different choice, live a different life.
也许我们都过着不同的生活 Maybe we all live different lives.
也许我会去上学 也许我成为一名议员 我可以避免这种情况 Maybe I'll go to school, maybe I become a councilman, and I can avoid this.
但如果你想让我接受这一切 But if you want me to take that whooping,
要我们牺牲我们的生命 if you want us to sacrifice our lives
使你爱的人过着更好的生活 to make the lives of your loved ones a little better,
你需要改变 先生 you need to change, sir.
好吧 我不会投票决定结束投票 我将离开这个政党 Okay. I won't vote to close the polls, and I'll leave the party.
这不再是一个选项 That's no longer an option.
你必须多做一点牺牲 You've got to go the extra mile.
你愿意和我一起牺牲吗？ Will you sacrifice with me?
我 嗯 I, uh...
好吧 这似乎就是答案了 Well, that seems to answer it.
看起来我该跟你道别了 Looks like this is good-bye.
不 等等 No, wait.
-我们走 -不 等等 - Let's go! - No, wait. Wait, wait!
等一下…拜托 我还需要多点时间 Please! Please! I need more time.
我只是需要更多的时间 拜托 Just, I-I j... I just need more time! Please!
等等 快把我弄下来 Wait! Get off me!
-不 等等 我需要更多的时间 -带上这个黑女人 - No, wait! I need more time... - Take this black bitch too!
拜托 放开我 Please! Let me go! Let me...
如果你在我身体里留下了种子 我可以保证我不会让它存活 If you left any seed in me, you could be damn well sure I'm gonna kill it.
好的 我愿意 Okay, I will. I will! I will!
-我会的 -抓住他 - I will! - Get him!
狗娘养的 抓住他 Son of a bitch! Get him!
我愿意 我接受你的牺牲 I'll do it. I'll take your sacrifice.
-你确定吗？-是的 - Are you sure? - Yeah.
我是个男人 I'm a man.
天啊 他说 你确定吗？ Boy, he said "Are you sure?"
我是个男人 I'm a man.
我也要活得像个男人 直到我吐出上帝给我的最后一口气 And I intend to live like one until the last breath God gives me.
那就拿你要的东西吧 Then take what you asked for.
南方的树
结了奇怪的果实
叶子上的血
和根部的血
黑色的身体摇晃着
在南方的微风中
哦 天哪 发生什么事了？ Oh, my God! What happened?
奇怪的果实垂挂
在白杨树上
我为你感到骄傲 儿子 I'm proud of you, son.
西姆斯 那还不是你最棒的故事 Can't say that was your best story, Simms.
我不能说我很喜欢那个 Can't say that I liked that one much at all.
我们该走了 海滨先生 We should get moving, Mr. Beach.
活动即将开始 The event is ready to start.
葛兰特 爱国者机器人准备好了吗？ Grant, is the Robo-Patriot prepped?
先生 完全准备好了 Uh, entirely, sir.
我们开始吧 Here we go.
当这些媒体混蛋看到这个 When these media assholes see this,
他们一定会惊讶到 it's just gonna be like holy shit.
-真是见鬼了 -是的 - Yeah! The shit! - Yeah.
那屎 “砰”的一声 The doo-doo! The poopity pop!
你还好吗 西姆斯？ Are you okay, Simms?
我道歉 Apologies.
我的意思是 我可以参观媒体记者会吗？ I mean, it's just that... Do you mind if I watch the press conference?
我是说 I mean...
我真想看看那屎 I would love to see the shit!
我认为这将会是非常惊人的 I think it's gonna be quite amazing!
哦 呜呼 Ooh, hoo hoo!
-哦 -我想这无伤大雅 - Oh! - No harm, I suppose.
我们走吧 Let's go.
所以 为了进一步解释 让我来介绍一下纠正技术的领导者 So, to further explain, let me bring up the leader in corrective technology,
杜马斯海滨 Dumass Beach.
凯莉 谢谢你 我就直说了 Thank you, Kelly. I'm gonna get right to it.
在海滩产业 我们想做对美国的正确选择 Here at Beach Industries, we want to do what's right for America.
现在 这意味着更安全的街道 城市和州 Now, that means safer streets, cities and states.
海滩产业想要帮助建立一个国家 Beach Industries wants to help create a country
恐怖份子 强暴犯和各种的罪犯 where foreign scum, terrorists, rapists, and criminals of all kinds
不仅可以快速而且容易识别， cannot only be quickly and easily identified,
不过 有正当理由 but justly convicted,
并以一种节省数十亿税款的方式受到惩罚 这些税金直到现在 and punished in a way that saves billions of tax dollars,
到目前为止 被浪费在资助一个非常无效的 that until now have been wasted on funding
一个法律体系上 a legal system that is woefully ineffective.
葛兰特 谢谢你 Thank you, Grant.
因此今天 容我介绍美国安全的未来 So today, I present to you the future of American security,
爱国者机器人 the Robo-Patriot.
这台机器不仅能在几秒钟内 This machine not only has the ability to, within seconds,
扫描国家安全局 FBI中央情报局 地方警察和社交媒体文件 scan NSA, FBI, CIA, local police, and social media files
为了尽快查明那些已经犯下罪行的人 to quickly identify those who have already committed criminal acts,
但是使用我公司创造的新技术 but uses new technology created by my company
来预测一个人的犯罪或反美国威胁层级 to predict a person's criminal or anti-American threat level
通过阅读脑电波 热模式和DNA by reading brain waves, heat patterns and DNA,
它捕捉到的是 人的呼吸中所发现的分子来捕捉 which it captures, using molecules found in a person's breath as they exhale.
好吧 这给了这个词一个全新的含义 “口臭” Well, this gives a whole new meaning to the term, "bad breath."
呃 海滨先生 你是说 Uh, Mr. Beach, are you saying
这个东西能预测犯罪行为吗？ this thing can predict criminal behavior?
不仅如此 More than that.
我是说它知道100% I'm saying it knows 100 percent
如果某人将来或将来不会犯下罪行 if someone will or will not commit a future crime
这可能会伤害到任何合法的美国公民 that could harm any number of lawful American citizens.
这是一台有智慧的机器可以代替警察巡逻街道 This is an intelligent machine that can police our streets
也可以当法官 陪审团 如果需要的话 它也可以是刽子手 as well as serve as judge, jury, and if need be, executioner.
我知道 听起来很神奇 对吧？ I know. It sounds amazing, right?
所以 我们准备了一个小演示 So, we prepared a little demonstration.
我们在你们当中安排了有犯罪历史的人 We have placed among you men and women who have criminal histories.
让我们来看看爱国者机器人是否能找到他们 Let's see if the Robo-Patriot can find them.
这个东西会杀人吗？ Is this thing gonna kill someone?
爱国者机器人会做必要的事 来保护美国以及其真实公民 The Robo-Patriot will do whatever is necessary to protect America and its true citizens.
除非你有计划要危害美国… So unless you have plans on, uh, harming America...
有人知道吗？ Anyone?
你们都应该没事的 You should all be fine.
爱国者机器人已启动 并寻找对美国的威胁 Robo-Patriot is activated and looking for threats against America.
爱国者机器人用 威胁层级第二级来分辨罪犯 Robo-Patriot identifies criminals at threat level two.
第二级别只是个小偷 Threat level two is simply small-time burglars.
哇 Whoa.
请你自首以避免采取进一步的 Turn yourselves in
避法律行动来保护美国 to avoid further legal actions to protect America.
好了 开始了 There we go. There we go!
女士们 先生们 怎么样？ How about that, ladies and gentlemen.
美国的技术 American technology at work.
在美国建造 Built in America.
爱国者机器人不需文件就能分辨不法 Robo-Patriot identifies illegals without papers.
请自首 否则我会采取必要行动来保护美国 Please turn yourselves in, or I will do what it takes to protect America.
啊 这是一件美好的事情 Ah, it's a beautiful thing.
女士们 先生们 怎么样？ How about that, ladies and gentlemen.
为了保护你们的家人 美国的家人 Here to protect your families, your American families.
我们要如何知道 这些不是你布置的观众群？ How do we know these aren't plants?
如你所知 我经营最难管理的监狱 Well, as you know, I run the toughest prison...
-什么？-像人一样它 可以从二手经验中学习 - What? - Like a person, it can learn from secondhand experience.
因此寓言故事 轶事 Stories, fables, tales.
但那些年轻的家伙？荷尔蒙旺盛 男孩就是男孩 Those young guys? Hormones. Boys will be boys.
你这种人是特别成功的骗子 Your kind are particularly accomplished liars.
你的兄弟姊妹们 是我最大部分的获利 Your brothers and sisters make up an enormous part of my profits.
也可以当法官 陪审团 刽子手 As well as serve as judge, jury, executioner.
法官 陪审团 刽子手 Judge, jury, executioner.
爱国者机器人可立即分辨出对于美国文明 清楚且存在的威胁 Robo-Patriot identifies one immediate clear and present threat to American civilization.
哦 Oh!
或许它认为“假的媒体”是真正的威胁 Uh-oh! Perhaps he thinks the fake media... is a real threat.
好的 All right.
爱国者机器人辨认出了蠢驴 Robo-Patriot recognizes Dumb Ass Bitch.
就是 那傻叉的海滨 That's, uh, Dumass Beach.
它在维持治安方面 做的比说的还厉害 相信我 Um, it, uh, polices much better than it speaks. Trust me.
作为一种致命的威胁 为了确保美国安全 As a lethal threat that must be immediately neutralized to secure American safety.
在五 四 三 二 Neutralizing the threat in five, four, three, two...
-这到底是什么 -一 - What the hell's... - ...one.
不 No!
该死的东西！到底是什么…… Goddamn thing! What the hell is...
停下 No! No, stop!
有人会丢掉工作… Somebody's gonna lose their job...
爱国者机器人辨认出 Robo-Patriot recognizes worthless accomplices
无用的帮凶 协助和教唆 aiding and abetting Dumb Ass Bitch.
不 不 No! No!
我从来都不喜欢他 I never liked him!
救命啊 Help!
救命 这机器人发疯了 This robot has lost its damn mind!
该死 Shit! Shit!
-爱国者机器人会保护美国 -他妈的 - Robo-Patriot will protect America. - Fuck!
不... No, no, no, no!
操... Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck!
混蛋 Metal motherfucker!
不... No! No, no!
救命 Help!
救命 救命 不 Help! Help! No!
等等 不 Wait. No, no. Please.
-哦 -海滨 - Oh! - Beach!
上车吗？ Going my way?
走... 开车 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! Drive!
我想它射中我了 I think it got me.
天哪 Christ!
恐怕老天也没办法帮你 海滨先生 I'm afraid Christ can no longer be of service, Mr. Beach.
哦 跳过宗教课 开车 西姆斯 Oh, skip the religious lecture and drive, Simms!
天哪 Holy shit!
啊 见鬼了 Ah, yes.
该死的 The shit!
你这黑人到底在笑什么？ What the hell is your black ass laughing about?
你觉得这是在开玩笑吗？ You think this is some kind of joke?
在我血流光死掉之前 You drive this car to a goddamn hospital
你要开去医院 你这疯狂的黑鬼 before I bleed out and die, you crazy nigger!
这可不是闹着玩的 This ain't no joke!
这也不是车 This ain't no car.
我也不是黑鬼 I ain't no nigger!
而你无用的灵魂再也不存在 And your worthless soul is no longer alive!
我在哪里？我在哪里？ Where am I? Where am I?
杜马斯海滨 欢迎来到地狱 混蛋 Mr. Dumass Beach, welcome to hell, motherfucker!
不... No! No! No!
欢迎来到地狱 混蛋 Welcome to hell, motherfucker!
哈 Ha!
现在可真是狗屎了 Now that... was some shit.